Advice for the Young at Heart
With some difficulty, Jarrod managed to climb over the fallen elm, though with much less discretion than a hunter should have. Not that the bearded, human hunter was overly concerned about scaring away any game – Jarrod had heard from his grandfather that the Redridge Mountains were once crawling with antlered buck so large that even gnolls were wary of confronting them, but, as every story in Lakeshire went, that was before the invasion of the orcs. The orcs were completely uninterested in the concept of sustainable hunting, and the countryside suffered because of it. A brief flicker of movement in the distant scrub caught Jarrod’s eye, and he tensed, slowly crouching and bringing his rifle into position. Jarrod desperately wanted to bring venison or boar home; he was thoroughly sick and tired of hare and hedgehog goulash. The movement did not repeat, and so Jarrod carefully crept forward, shifting his weight so as not to disturb the undergrowth too much, or alert his prey by his own movements. The human reached the edge of a clearing he knew very well, as it was only half an hour’s walk from the outskirts of Lakeshire. He squinted in disbelief at what he saw, confused at the incongruence of the situation. The clearing was as it had always been – perhaps fifteen paces across, with several large boulders in the centre – but sitting on one of the boulders was a small doll. Jarrod propped his rifle against his shoulder and wandered over to the toy to inspect it. It was a strange little object, made of linen and probably stuffed with the same hay as its shaggy blonde hair. It was dressed in a faded blue skirt. Two large beaded russet eyes stared over a meticulously stitched, smiling mouth. Jarrod found himself smiling in return. He picked it up and placed it tenderly in his backpack; even if there was no venison on the table tonight, his daughter would at least be excited when he returned home.
As it turned out, it was a successful day’s hunt. In addition to the doll, Jarrod discovered a mob of wild swine, and had taken down two of them. There would be leather and meat for market this week. Greta had been overjoyed with the doll – from the moment she set eyes upon the object, it was clear that the two would be inseparable, at least until she grew tired of it. Christie, his wife, held many reservations of letting Greta sleep with a filthy doll Jarrod had found in the woods, but in the end their daughter’s persistent pleadings had won out, and so that night Greta was tucked away soundly in her bed, beneath her thick blanket, with one arm wrapped around her dolly in a strangling embrace.
‘Wake up. Hey! Hey, wake up!’
‘Shush, Dolly. I’m sleepin’.’ Greta mumbled to her doll, trying to bury her head further into her pillow.
‘No time for sleep, chum. We’ve got real important business.’
Greta sat up in bed with marked difficulty, rubbing the heels of her hands against her eyes. It was dark, perhaps the darkest she had ever seen her room. Not even the moonlight shone through her bedroom window. Greta brought her dolly up to within an inch of her face to see it better. ‘What are you talking about, Dolly? I’m –really– tired!’
The doll did not move. Its wide, stitched smile and dark eyes continued to watch the world vacantly. Even so, a voice seemed to emanate from the doll, directly to Greta’s mind, like soundwaves being picked up by a hearthstone. ‘Trust me, chum. It will only take a little while, then we can go back to sleep, and play all day tomorrow. We can play dress ups. It’s your favourite thing.’
It was true – dress ups was Greta’s favourite thing to do in the whole world. If her dolly knew her that well, clearly they were already best friends. ‘That’s right, and best friends help each other when in need. So please help me!’
‘Okay, but we’ve got to be quiet. Mommy doesn’t like me out of bed at night. She gets –really– grumpy. Ooo, do you like yellow? I’ve got lots of pretty yellow flower dresses that would look so pretty on you!’
The doll assured her that it did like yellow. Quietly and carefully, Greta opened up her bedroom window and slipped outside into the cool night air with her dolly gripped firmly underarm. She snuck down the side of the house, trying her best not to crush the flowers her mother tended lovingly. The wet grass was cold against her bare feet, but she dismissed the thoughts of wet, muddy, cold feet in the ready manner which children have. Greta reached the front yard of their small cottage, and visibly relaxed as she stood in the moonlight. Dolly piped up again. ‘Undo the button on my back, and take out what’s inside.’
With some difficulty, Jarrod managed to climb over the fallen elm, though with much less discretion than a hunter should have. Not that the bearded, human hunter was overly concerned about scaring away any game – Jarrod had heard from his grandfather that the Redridge Mountains were once crawling with antlered buck so large that even gnolls were wary of confronting them, but, as every story in Lakeshire went, that was before the invasion of the orcs. The orcs were completely uninterested in the concept of sustainable hunting, and the countryside suffered because of it. A brief flicker of movement in the distant scrub caught Jarrod’s eye, and he tensed, slowly crouching and bringing his rifle into position. Jarrod desperately wanted to bring venison or boar home; he was thoroughly sick and tired of hare and hedgehog goulash. The movement did not repeat, and so Jarrod carefully crept forward, shifting his weight so as not to disturb the undergrowth too much, or alert his prey by his own movements. The human reached the edge of a clearing he knew very well, as it was only half an hour’s walk from the outskirts of Lakeshire. He squinted in disbelief at what he saw, confused at the incongruence of the situation. The clearing was as it had always been – perhaps fifteen paces across, with several large boulders in the centre – but sitting on one of the boulders was a small doll. Jarrod propped his rifle against his shoulder and wandered over to the toy to inspect it. It was a strange little object, made of linen and probably stuffed with the same hay as its shaggy blonde hair. It was dressed in a faded blue skirt. Two large beaded russet eyes stared over a meticulously stitched, smiling mouth. Jarrod found himself smiling in return. He picked it up and placed it tenderly in his backpack; even if there was no venison on the table tonight, his daughter would at least be excited when he returned home.
As it turned out, it was a successful day’s hunt. In addition to the doll, Jarrod discovered a mob of wild swine, and had taken down two of them. There would be leather and meat for market this week. Greta had been overjoyed with the doll – from the moment she set eyes upon the object, it was clear that the two would be inseparable, at least until she grew tired of it. Christie, his wife, held many reservations of letting Greta sleep with a filthy doll Jarrod had found in the woods, but in the end their daughter’s persistent pleadings had won out, and so that night Greta was tucked away soundly in her bed, beneath her thick blanket, with one arm wrapped around her dolly in a strangling embrace.
‘Wake up. Hey! Hey, wake up!’
‘Shush, Dolly. I’m sleepin’.’ Greta mumbled to her doll, trying to bury her head further into her pillow.
‘No time for sleep, chum. We’ve got real important business.’
Greta sat up in bed with marked difficulty, rubbing the heels of her hands against her eyes. It was dark, perhaps the darkest she had ever seen her room. Not even the moonlight shone through her bedroom window. Greta brought her dolly up to within an inch of her face to see it better. ‘What are you talking about, Dolly? I’m –really– tired!’
The doll did not move. Its wide, stitched smile and dark eyes continued to watch the world vacantly. Even so, a voice seemed to emanate from the doll, directly to Greta’s mind, like soundwaves being picked up by a hearthstone. ‘Trust me, chum. It will only take a little while, then we can go back to sleep, and play all day tomorrow. We can play dress ups. It’s your favourite thing.’
It was true – dress ups was Greta’s favourite thing to do in the whole world. If her dolly knew her that well, clearly they were already best friends. ‘That’s right, and best friends help each other when in need. So please help me!’
‘Okay, but we’ve got to be quiet. Mommy doesn’t like me out of bed at night. She gets –really– grumpy. Ooo, do you like yellow? I’ve got lots of pretty yellow flower dresses that would look so pretty on you!’
The doll assured her that it did like yellow. Quietly and carefully, Greta opened up her bedroom window and slipped outside into the cool night air with her dolly gripped firmly underarm. She snuck down the side of the house, trying her best not to crush the flowers her mother tended lovingly. The wet grass was cold against her bare feet, but she dismissed the thoughts of wet, muddy, cold feet in the ready manner which children have. Greta reached the front yard of their small cottage, and visibly relaxed as she stood in the moonlight. Dolly piped up again. ‘Undo the button on my back, and take out what’s inside.’