A challenge!

85 Worgen Death Knight
1810
I Darren Kipliney do hereby challenge one Narnicka Stoneheardt to a duel with fish. As the challenged he will be allowed to name the time and grounds for this match while I as the challenger do hereby claim my right of choosing the terms. They are as follows:

1: The only weapons allowed will be one pair of Steelscale Crushfish unaugmented.

2: Armor shall consist of no more than a tux and undershirt of the combatant's choosing.

3: No abilities that are denied you in the pits will be allowed here.

4: Should no clear winner be shown after a sum of 10 minutes the match shall be declared a draw and tallied as a loss to both contestants.

Onlookers may watch for the cost of one gold piece per person with children under the age of 10 allowed free of charge. All proceeds along with a purse of 100 gold pieces will be given to assisting the refugees of Westfall in rebuilding.

(OOC bits!

So, I came across a pair of Steelscale Crushfish for myself and was finding it quite amusing dual wielding them...to that extent Narn accepted my challenge of a novelty duel using only them and a Tux for sheer hilarity sake. When we decide on the where and when people are then welcome to come and watch icly or oocly!
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90 Human Mage
8610
((*looks for popcorn vendor*))
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85 Worgen Warrior
5785
((Ahahahahahaha.))
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90 Human Priest
9350
(nice!)
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85 Human Paladin
9725
I'm technically still younger than 10, so I technically don't have to pay an admission fee, right?
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90 Human Priest
9350
Technically....
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((Don't mind Lahkin. He was born yesterday.))
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100 Night Elf Death Knight
15080
((Fish slapping? What is this, Monty Python?))
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85 Human Paladin
2480
The loser Must fry their fish weapons in my frying pans...WITH EGGS!


...And bacon, gotta have bacon...

...and maybe some soy sauce with a touch of garlic *pauses* with, hmm, maybe...*wanders off with a pad and paper*
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