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A private client of the AAMS wishes to contact the leader of any mercenary group competent in:

pillage
looting
slaughter
wholesale massacre of defenseless civilians
etc.

Details to be discussed privately with the client. Alliance races preferred. Ample pay; full shares in all towns looted. Please inquire with the AAMS Alliance Branch for further information.

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...I must admit, I had not expected difficulties filling this request. Perhaps the world is not so very hopeless as we thought!

To be honest, I think most of the ruthless wanton killers are on the horde side. Another aspect is the city guards of even the most backwater of towns hit hard and not many people are willing to take that on. I have tried for a while to instill some animosity between our factions and stimulate some world pvp but alas that has not come to fruition.

I would offer my services but I am not alliance.

I wish you luck in your search though.

Excuse me, my good gnomelette. The Ocheliad would kindly [And if I must threaten them to, more fun for me!] like to offer our services to your employer. I, yonder mad necromancer, offer myself as the.. ahme..hehehe.. "Liason" for the Ocheliad. We should obviously meet next time you're able to discuss the fun that such wanton murder, slaughter and destruction is asked for. Yes. Oh yes. Heheheh. I can't wait.

Who let you out of your basement?

((Actually, Pang, I'm happy to hear that you are doing that on purpose! I have been regaling your actions on the other side, and have been seeking adventurers to come defend against you. Of course, it's rather hard to defend against the wind, so why don't you find some...more visible friends to raid with?))

Hm. Yes. Well. The Ocheliad DID rather spring to mind, but one doesn't like to presume. Still, if you think you could fit it into your busy schedules, I could certainly put you in touch with our client. We'll have to chat at the Recluse one of these evenings...

This most certainly sounds like a good time to me.. A few questions come to mind, but nothing that could not be sorted out over a bourbon.