(So I posted this quite some time ago when i first wrote it, posting it again for someone)

There once was a dwarf from Kirthaven
His beard it was clean shaven
when ever asked why
he'd start to sob and cry

"Me beard!" he would say
I lost it that day
The dragon 'e came
All spittin' 'is flame

An' off with me beard
Away it was seared!
So now I must face
The greatest disgrace

A dwarf with no beard
Forever is jeered
So take this ta 'eart
If ye be so smart

When a dragon's afield
Yer beard's no' a shield!