((Because my geekdom has reached insane levels... This is just a little "Ultimate Showdown" spoof I whipped up. Apologies to anyone I couldn't fit in! Enjoy!))
Maggot Lord Abom was skittering around Stormwind City like a big playground
When suddenly Promethius burst from the shade, and hit Abominus with a big grenade
Then the maggots got pissed and began to fight but didn't expect to be punched by Drakehide
Who proceeded to open up a can of Glory-Fu when suddenly Pang came out of the blue
And he started stabbing Drake like no one'd ever seen then the both got 'splated' by Prome's flying machine
Before it could return to it's pilot in red, Vanressa Endran came back from the dead
Took a Kickback 5000 from behind her back and she blew Prome away with a Rata-tat-tat
But she ran out of bullets and she ran away, because Sepha Gentyl came to save the day
This is the Warcrafty Showdown of CC's destiny!
Blue guys, red guys and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Warcrafty Showdown of CC's destiny!
Abom took a bit of Sepha Gentyl, like Fearow bit the feet of a random Blood Elf
Then Drake came back covered in a copter-track, but Keedriel jumped out and landed on his back
And Promethius was injured and trying to get steady when Vanressa Endran came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught her leg and she tripped, Kagran trapped her up in a jiff'
Then he saw Abominus sneaking up from behind and he reached for his gun, which he just couldn't find
Cause Prome had stole it and he shot and he missed, and Keedriel deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault while Vanressa Endran tried to polevault
Over the Sepha, but they collided in the air and they both got hit by an Aziel stare
This is the Warcrafty Showdown of CC's destiny!
Blue guys, red guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Warcrafty Showdown...
Angels sang out, "Oh were in trouble!" As down from the heavens descended Rhumple
Who delivered a kick, which could break any man Into the crotch of old Kagran
Who fell over on the ground, his situation dire, As Prome shielded himself behind a wall of fire
But Rhumple saw through this clever thought, and he beat Promethius, with an empty bottle of Nog'!
Then Dree'jin the dark and Genevra the light and Imperon and his Ocheliad knights
And Orwyn and Dethillian and Arjah, Oskor, Ragefang, Erelyn
Tyrynna, Mialera, Raoul, Ehlina, Mirriande and Mira, Arothand, Every Enion re-roll
Lahkin, Belpha, Kaellar, Cyrus, Taelanas, Aorune, Derscha, and Andaendis
All came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Rhumple and his midget-gnome !@#
It was the bloodiest battle CC ever saw, with players looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century, many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, while the rest lay battered...
Protection Orc Bralox in an AAMS tabard!
This is the Warcrafty Showdown of CC's destiny!
Blue guys, red guys, and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Warcrafty Showdown...
This is the Warcrafty Showdown of CC's destiny!
Maggot Lord Abom was skittering around Stormwind City like a big playground
When suddenly Promethius burst from the shade, and hit Abominus with a big grenade
Then the maggots got pissed and began to fight but didn't expect to be punched by Drakehide
Who proceeded to open up a can of Glory-Fu when suddenly Pang came out of the blue
And he started stabbing Drake like no one'd ever seen then the both got 'splated' by Prome's flying machine
Before it could return to it's pilot in red, Vanressa Endran came back from the dead
Took a Kickback 5000 from behind her back and she blew Prome away with a Rata-tat-tat
But she ran out of bullets and she ran away, because Sepha Gentyl came to save the day
This is the Warcrafty Showdown of CC's destiny!
Blue guys, red guys and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Warcrafty Showdown of CC's destiny!
Abom took a bit of Sepha Gentyl, like Fearow bit the feet of a random Blood Elf
Then Drake came back covered in a copter-track, but Keedriel jumped out and landed on his back
And Promethius was injured and trying to get steady when Vanressa Endran came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught her leg and she tripped, Kagran trapped her up in a jiff'
Then he saw Abominus sneaking up from behind and he reached for his gun, which he just couldn't find
Cause Prome had stole it and he shot and he missed, and Keedriel deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault while Vanressa Endran tried to polevault
Over the Sepha, but they collided in the air and they both got hit by an Aziel stare
This is the Warcrafty Showdown of CC's destiny!
Blue guys, red guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Warcrafty Showdown...
Angels sang out, "Oh were in trouble!" As down from the heavens descended Rhumple
Who delivered a kick, which could break any man Into the crotch of old Kagran
Who fell over on the ground, his situation dire, As Prome shielded himself behind a wall of fire
But Rhumple saw through this clever thought, and he beat Promethius, with an empty bottle of Nog'!
Then Dree'jin the dark and Genevra the light and Imperon and his Ocheliad knights
And Orwyn and Dethillian and Arjah, Oskor, Ragefang, Erelyn
Tyrynna, Mialera, Raoul, Ehlina, Mirriande and Mira, Arothand, Every Enion re-roll
Lahkin, Belpha, Kaellar, Cyrus, Taelanas, Aorune, Derscha, and Andaendis
All came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Rhumple and his midget-gnome !@#
It was the bloodiest battle CC ever saw, with players looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century, many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, while the rest lay battered...
Protection Orc Bralox in an AAMS tabard!
This is the Warcrafty Showdown of CC's destiny!
Blue guys, red guys, and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Warcrafty Showdown...
This is the Warcrafty Showdown of CC's destiny!
