Looking for the Unusually Elite (A)

81 Gnome Warlock
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Next Meeting
Date: 28th April 2012
Time: 8:30pm (Server)
Location: Tinkertown, Ironforge

((OOC Any Gnome may claim to be a member of GUESS, since it's members are Elite Special Agents, and so secret, that some of them are not even known to the founders of the organization!
Credit to the Gnomes of Esoteric Darkshire Cabal and Tales of Eirnin for coming up with this hilarity.))


We want YOU! Come and joined the Gnomeregan Unusually Elite Secret Service, see the world as you've never seen it before! (Non-gnomes need not apply).

What do we do exactly? I can't tell you that, because then I'd have to slap you with a gag order and we haven't worked out the kinks on that product yet... don't worry, our last test subject will probably recover. We do hold meetings though, I can tell you that much, to discuss our agenda and any future events.

The next meeting will be held Saturday the 28th of April in Tinkertown, Ironforge, at 8:30pm (server). On the agenda is discussing our uniform and membership requirements. We will also be discussing whether Agents of G.U.E.S.S. will be known as Super Secret Agents, or Very Special Agents. This is important, ground breaking, stuff here. ((Send in-game mail to Cogsprockett for a calendar invite to the event))

Please remember that your guild affiliations have nothing to do with your ability to become a G.U.E.S.S. agent. G.U.E.S.S. would like to have eyes and ears within all the guilds throughout Azeroth, all the better to accomplish our super secret agenda.

Members of G.U.E.S.S. can expect to gain many perks, most of which I can't discuss here. We promise that you may, probably, quite likely, or not at all, get a high rate of pay.

For more information on GUESS or to watch our progress, check here: http://guess.cenarioncircle.org
Meeting minutes and event summaries will be posted along with the current information.
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100 Worgen Death Knight
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Will gnomes, errr, I mean... hors d'ouvres be served?

>.>
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81 Gnome Warlock
10610
Will gnomes, errr, I mean... hors d'ouvres be served?

>.>


There may be refreshments for Very Special Agents, but not for the likes of you!
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100 Worgen Death Knight
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Speciesist!
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81 Gnome Warlock
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I'm sure your mother thinks you're special.
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90 Blood Elf Warrior
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Drakehide attempts to sneak in while Cogsprockett is distracted with Ragefang, carrying his favorite Frogball bat. He sings, while cackling under his breath:

"Take me out to the ball game...take me out to the crowd..."
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100 Draenei Shaman
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Belpha sneaks in masquerading as an abnormally large gnome

"Nothing to see here, I'm just a normal gnome with a birth defect"

Belpha manages to fool the gnomes guarding the entrance and then notices his favorite horde-side frogball player, and then rips off his ridiculous costume

"FROGBALL!!"

Belpha begins to Hex as many gnomes as he can and after gathering enough, He begins to pitch to Drakehide
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90 Blood Elf Warrior
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Drakehide switches to his rarely-used arms spec, picks up his bat, and uses Bladestorm attack.

"PLLLLLLLLAY BALL!"

((Cogsprockett, dreadfully sorry for hijacking this thread with Frogball stuff. xD By all means, kick us out if we are disrupting your thread or making you irate. ^^;))
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81 Gnome Warlock
10610
iRate? doesn't sound like it'll run on anything but a Mac, Gnomish machines are far superior.

But if you are feeling particularly remorseful I accept cash "donations".

Or you could just take solice in the fact that you are, in fact, keeping my topic bumped.
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90 Blood Elf Warrior
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Works for me! *resumes Bladestorming*
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100 Human Rogue
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/shoos you all over to the frogball thread...all the gnomes that is.

PLAY BALL!
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26 Worgen Rogue
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Lunch!?
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81 Gnome Warlock
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I'm happy to report that the search for a new base of operation is going well. Strategic misinformation has been spread throughout the community, providing any potential sabatuers many alternative locations to strike.

To aid in this effort please visit: http://forum.cenarioncircle.org/index.php?showtopic=67
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81 Gnome Warlock
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There have been rumors of some trouble to come, the topic has been added to the Agenda for our meeting on Saturday.

Spread the word, we need as many gnomes as possible to attend and discuss these important issues!
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