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"Threetoes Knows" is looking for more letters!* So from now until midnight (server time) April 30th any letter that is submitted to "Threetoes Knows" will enter you in a random draw to win the vanity pet "Soul of the Aspects" What kind of letters you say? Well requests for advice, of course! Think "Dear Abby" or "Ann Landers" style letters. Advice from what to do when your girlfriend doesn't answer your calls to how best to kill a murloc.The draw itself will be held May 1st (lol maintenance maybe?) by using random.org and counting down the order the letters were submitted. I've had several offers from a fellow named Talmai to offer "consolation prizes" to any pertty ladies who enter the contest, I just want to assure you all that your information is kept strictly private and that I will punt that little git if he gets near any of you.

So.. get writing! Tell me your woes!

Harmin "Threetoes" Wildhammer

(Preferred letter submission is through cenarioncircle.org private message, but I will accept in-game mail as well.)

Fantastic letters folks!! I'm having a BLAST writing the replies!

Here's yesterday's letter for those who might have missed it.

Dear Threetoes,

I’m a Kal’dorei, in a relationship with a Gilnean who is not only inflicted with the Worgen curse, but is also cursed by undeath and served as a Death Knight. We have been together for some time. If my mother knew of this, she would likely disapprove of him. We had been separated some time for various reasons, and I only found him again a few days ago. Upon seeing him again, I felt happy and protective, and I did not want to leave his side ever again. But there is still some conflict in me. Part of me would like to ask him to marry me, but I also think he is an undead abomination. Also, I am not sure how he would take it if I asked. What should I do?

From,

Worried and In Love in Stormwind



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Dear Worried,
I have the perfect solution to your situation. Go ahead and ask your beau to marry you, but do it with these words, “(name), you undead abomination, will you marry me?”

I’m pretty sure that will take care of everything.

Harmin “Threetoes” Wildhammer