Oh just look at the state of you! You know, there is nothing in this world that, I find, cannot be fixed by a decent pair of pants. It's true! No matter the trials you may face, when you are [properly attired, it all seems so much more....bearable, don't you think?
SO, it is a good thing I caught you today, as I have recently had my craftspeople make for me not one, but TWO sets of Blastgaurd Pants (http://www.wowhead.com/item=29498).
Note the elegant stitching, the fine brilliant color, and the materials! Only the best from the distant land of Draenor! The place they had to go to get these items were... somewhat unsavory. I tell you, were it not for the fact that they're so well known and reputable, some...not I of course, but some might think my sources were engaged in espionage or other feats of derring do. But no, they are simply helping me with my..*ahem*..business.
But I digress. A lovely pair of pants, that is what you need. Now, they're not cheap, no, but for fashion, isn't it worth it? Peace of mind? Being admired by your peers? I think so, don't you?
SO please, come to my shop, let us ... talk. I am certain I can help you.
Bellweather (a simple tailor...)
p.s. for you more militaristic types, I have a nearly full set of Conqueror's Plate (http://www.wowhead.com/transmog-set=349), missing only the helmet and gauntlets, but I have OPTIONS for you! Yess. Contact me, we shall discuss it, yes? Like...civilised beings.
p.p.s. I do, of course, serve ALL my cutovers, this includes the alliance, if you require something, do contact m through..*ahem*...appropiate channels.
SO, it is a good thing I caught you today, as I have recently had my craftspeople make for me not one, but TWO sets of Blastgaurd Pants (http://www.wowhead.com/item=29498).
Note the elegant stitching, the fine brilliant color, and the materials! Only the best from the distant land of Draenor! The place they had to go to get these items were... somewhat unsavory. I tell you, were it not for the fact that they're so well known and reputable, some...not I of course, but some might think my sources were engaged in espionage or other feats of derring do. But no, they are simply helping me with my..*ahem*..business.
But I digress. A lovely pair of pants, that is what you need. Now, they're not cheap, no, but for fashion, isn't it worth it? Peace of mind? Being admired by your peers? I think so, don't you?
SO please, come to my shop, let us ... talk. I am certain I can help you.
Bellweather (a simple tailor...)
p.s. for you more militaristic types, I have a nearly full set of Conqueror's Plate (http://www.wowhead.com/transmog-set=349), missing only the helmet and gauntlets, but I have OPTIONS for you! Yess. Contact me, we shall discuss it, yes? Like...civilised beings.
p.p.s. I do, of course, serve ALL my cutovers, this includes the alliance, if you require something, do contact m through..*ahem*...appropiate channels.
