[A-RP] Conclave recruitment --museums inside.

90 Human Priest
9350
Conclave is recruiting! The following notices are seen plastered throughout the call boards of the Alliance.


Are you looking for answers? Do you find yourself asking more questions than you care to recall? Do you ever see someone misuse a tome, scroll, or parchment and find that you are unable to surpress the urge to yell, "That belongs in a Library!" Do you believe that knowledge should be sought, preserved, and defended?

If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, Conclave is recruiting. We seek ableminded and ablebodied men and women of the Alliance to help with our pursuit and defense of intellectual property. For more information please contact Genevra Stoneheart, Dustwing or Jacksen Jameson.

--A post script is added in hasty scrawl that is different from the original--
We are also seeking those with great knowledge of engineering, alchemy and science. --Sprocketeer


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OOC: Yes, we're recruiting... who isn't? We're a friendly enough bunch of folks, many of whom have been playing together for years. We are realistic and understanding of each other. We try to support each other and help each other whenever we can.

Feel free to submit an application at www.conclaveguild.org , post here or catch one of our members in game. We also raid and like to do achievements.

Free pet offered for the first three who get the joke in the post. Must reply with a similar joke/comment so as not to give away the first one.
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100 Undead Warrior
10155
Join the Conclave and Die, yesss!
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10 Blood Elf Mage
30
A letter somehow appears in the Conclave libraries.

Dear Lady Stoneheardt,

My name is Judiel Lightblade. Due to certain events, I am now the leader of your partner, the Loreseekers.

-Judiel
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90 Human Priest
9350
04/30/2012 03:23 PMPosted by Abominus
Join the Conclave and Die, yesss!

Don't listen to him. He's just upset we don't have boxes for those Horde peoples.

Note to self: Get boxes for Horde peoples.
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90 Dwarf Death Knight
0
Side Effects may include insanity, blindness, boxes, pie, brain damage, blood clots, diarrhea, acne, itchiness, mild or excrutiating pain, pregnancy, birth defects, headaches, drowsiness, sleep apnea, cookies, insomnia, plague, cancer, heart disease, increased heartrate, heterochromia, cake, inability to stand, blood loss, dry mouth, coughing, sneezing, snorting, spontaneous !@#$%^, infertility, boxes, multiple personality disorder, schizophrenia, smoking, disorientation, loss of appetite and/or dancing.

Please do not join Conclave if you are pregnant, nursing, or may become pregnant. Conclave is not for everyone, consult a homeless person before joining Conclave. Should you experience any of the side effects listed above, Conclave is not liable, and in fact, disavows all knowledge of you.
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85 Worgen Warrior
5785
Side Effects may include insanity, blindness, boxes, pie, brain damage, blood clots, diarrhea, acne, itchiness, mild or excrutiating pain, pregnancy, birth defects, headaches, drowsiness, sleep apnea, cookies, insomnia, plague, cancer, heart disease, increased heartrate, heterochromia, cake, inability to stand, blood loss, dry mouth, coughing, sneezing, snorting, spontaneous !@#$%^, infertility, boxes, multiple personality disorder, schizophrenia, smoking, disorientation, loss of appetite and/or dancing.

Please do not join Conclave if you are pregnant, nursing, or may become pregnant. Conclave is not for everyone, consult a homeless person before joining Conclave. Should you experience any of the side effects listed above, Conclave is not liable, and in fact, disavows all knowledge of you.


Addition side effects may include water weight gain, lower back pain, receeding hairline, ringworm, diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea, low resale value on your home, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunch back, heart attack, low gas mileage....

EDIT: I had to... I.... just had to.

But join Conclave! They has books.
Edited by Narnicka on 5/1/2012 8:54 PM PDT
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90 Human Priest
9350
Actual side effects may include:

Sleep reading, archaeology, paleontology, archiving, careful planning, an uncanny desire to sate the thirst of knowledge, an uncanny desire to drink from the fount of knowledge, a love of books, knowledge and libraries.
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85 Night Elf Hunter
6125
Actual side effects may include:

Sleep reading, archaeology, paleontology, archiving, careful planning, an uncanny desire to sate the thirst of knowledge, an uncanny desire to drink from the fount of knowledge, a love of books, knowledge and libraries.


Hereby known as INSANITY.

You crazy book learners. I don't know why I joined you.

Oh, yeah, I remember why.

You're too cool. :P
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90 Human Priest
9350
(Friendly Bump! We're still recruiting, still have pet prizes available for the post contest and are also recruiting for a 2nd raid team(weekends))
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