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Bellweather is having a SALE! That is right friends, I am overstocked, and sales have sunk to a new low. The shop is swimming in cloth and plate, and I've no idea what to do with it all!

Naturally, my vexation is to your benefit, as I am prepared to offer the steep discounts on my allready reasonable prices! All of the following are up on the auction house NOW of course, and ready for you, the discerning client, to make a deal on:

Archmage Mantle (10g)
Archmage Robe (15g)
Buy both so that you too can look like a dusty, weatherbeaten, and utterly disreputable desert mana-bum! (Empty flask of sulfuron slammer and pounding hangover not included, but if you're into Archmage gear, we can safely assume you'll have THAT aspect of the look covered by the end of the day, yes?)

Boneshredder Boots (10g)
Boneshredder Gloves (12g)
Boots and gloves, essential wear for any adventurer, and these, in a tasteful white fur, will accent any look, as long as it's white, and smells slightly of yak. Surely a deal at this price! And at 22g for the set, a deal you can't miss!

Dragonhawk Boots (10g)
Dragonhawk Belt (10g)
Dragonhawk Gloves (10g)
BROWN! Holy clodlumps! Brown! I can't believe it! Can you? I can't! Brown! Whoah! By Sylvanna's Shivering TaTa's, it's BROWN! BBBBRROOOOWWWNNNN!!!! Have you ever seen so much damn brown? Of course not, nobody notices brown! This set, at 30g for the lot, is perfect for the incredibly lazy rogue. And let's be honest, aren't they ALL?

Eldr'naan Boots (20g)
Eldr'naan Bracer (10g)
Eldr'naan Jerkin (30g)
Pvp is an art. the art of making your enemy's eyeballs liquefy and run down their face in streams of searing agony. Eldr'naan gear can help with that. In lurid pink and green, this set, priced to move at 60g for the lot, is sure to remove the sanity of any opponent. While they're standing, frozen, trying to make sense of your couture, YOU can shove an ice-lance straight up their whahooley. Just, y'know....watch out for Mirrors, or Mirror Images. The world isn't ready for 4 of these at once.

((I have no clothies in need of stuff unfortunately, but I'd sure like to donate for sheer awesomeness of your advertisements.))

((I actually have uniform requirements that involve gray-to-white, but currently have nobody to furnish with uniforms.

My blood elf is on the look-out for gold armor, all classes.))

04/28/2012 02:28 PMPosted by Yotingo

((I have no clothies in need of stuff unfortunately, but I'd sure like to donate for sheer awesomeness of your advertisements.))

(( I would like to second as to the sheer awesomeness of your advertisements. I shall have to take a gander at the accoutrements of my clothies. ))

((My blood elf is on the look-out for gold armor, all classes.))

Friend, do send me an in-game message, either via goblin post, or, the AAMS, I believe I have you covered, quite literally.

Bellweather stared morosely at the stacks of shiny metal...things...cluttering up his office. They glowed, they were festooned with gems, they even emitted a high pitched headache inducing hummmmmm when struck.

And they were utterly worthless. The Draenei couldn't shop at his main outlet, the goblins were asking RUINOUS amounts for exchange services, and the competition had priced him down to near vendor levels of discount.

Bellweather sighed (or made a somewhat similar motion with his chest, his lungs had recently collapsed, and as yet he'd had no pressing reason to reinflate them, besides, they made excellent storage) and set pen to paper. Perhaps a cleverly worded advertisement could move this most unpleasant product off his shelves and into the hands of some chump...er...worthy client.

Looking for that perfect Gift? Something that says "You're out of this world baby?"?
Or perhaps you simply want to gaze longingly into your own reflection, knowing that nobody will ever be as perfect, and shiny, and lovable as you.....
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ANYWAY.
We here at Bellweather Fashions have what you need to put the finishing touches on that ensemble! A huge shipment of Crystal Pulse Shields ((http://www.wowhead.com/item=31292)) has recently landed in my shop, and the benefit, as always, goes to YOU my dear clients, friends, and soon-to-be-customers!

And just in case you were wondering what you can do with your very own CPS, allow me to present:

6 Uses for a Crystal Pulse Shield

1: A shield! It blocks, it tackles, it even provides lovely cover from inclement weather!

2: Dinner plates for extremely large guests! Ever wondered what to put the feed on for your Tauren or Orc guests? You all know how much hey eat... well, wonder no more! The CPS provides a perfect serving surface, as well as telling your guests that you care enough to bring out the GOOD tableware!

3: Blood Elf Fashion Checker! have you ever had one of those "not so fabulous" days? Suddenly you're finding yourself wondering "Do I really look as good as I think I do?".. Well, wonder no more my edible looking friends, with the CPS all that's required is a quick flip, and you too can gaze longingly into the highly polished reflective surface to see the ultimate expression of beauty, YOU!

4: Surfboard! Boy, that tsunami was really something eh? But there is an upside! The beaches of Tanaris have never looked better, and rumor has it there are primo waves off the coast of Uldum (if you don't mind getting gnome on your feet...). So, shred some tasties with this fine example of Draenei wavecraft! Hang whatever brah! --- as they say.

5: GobStopper! They're small, they're green, they're almost as annoying as gnomes! They're goblins! And they'll steal your home from under you and ell it back with nary a twinge of conscience. But aside from their endearing mercantilism, they're pretty much useless*, so, get yourself a CPS and put their reign of irritation to an end. It's a little known fact, but if you bash a goblin over the head with a CPS hard enough, they'll be stunned just long enough for you to alert the other goblins in the area, who will quickly converge to liberate any explosives, valuable, clothes, stray locks of hair, and external bodily fluids the unconscious goblin may have in evidence. It's not pretty, but it certainly gets rid of the problem.

6: Costume Hat! Wear it on your head! Everyone will think you're a Naaru! Complete with sound effects! So annoying!

Only a mere pittance at 90g each, gets yours TODAY!

* - OBVIOUSLY not MY clients though. My goblin clients are all the epitome of manners, style, and power. Of course. How could I ever say anything bad about you guys? C'mere, let's hug.