Getting bored with same old meals, please share your favorite Gnome recipes.
Cooking recipes
Broodin, I am going to beat you. Stop terrorizing the gnomes.
But, But....yummy....
"Gnome Sssurprissse, yesss! Firssst, you sssurprissse a gnome, and then ussse variousss implementsss or ssskillsss or magic or demonsss or kittensss on it, yesss. When you have subdued your choice tidbit, dead or alive, the fun beginsss, yesss."
*Dons Chef hat, with maggots scurrying about in aprons and hairnets, screeching and chittering at each other while waving tiny cooking implements**
"Begin with their feet, yesss. A troll once made a sssong about gnome feet, they are excellent to nibble on during the cooking processssss, yesss. While sssnacking, prepare your implementsss of cooking, yesss. We prefer cleaversss, cauldronsss, chopping blocksss, and asssorted ingredientsss, like sssevered night elf headsss asss a bassse for our ssstock, yesss."
*drools a bit*
"Once your varied ingredientsss are assssssembled, begin your cooking, yesss. We prefer fel weed, dark iron ale for a bit of a kick, sssome dropletsss of living magma, Darkssspear peppersss, Wessstfall onionsss, Sssalt dried from the Tearsss of Our Enemiesss, and Cumin, yesss. Draw and quarter the gnome, leaving sssome choice bitsss out for your maggotsss to sssnack on, yesss. Grind the meat into a passste, and plop in the boiling cauldron, yesss. Add to thisss Assshenvale tree sssap for sssome sssweetnessssss, and bring to a roiling boil, yesss."
*stirs the concoction lustily*
"After about 1 hour or ssso, it ssshould be cooked, and you can either eat it, or let it sssimmer for 8 hoursss, to fully let the sspsicesss and flavoursss permeate the massssss, yesss. Deliciousss Gnome Sssurprissse, yesss!"
*hands out bowls and spoons*
"Who wantsss sssome, yesss?"
*Dons Chef hat, with maggots scurrying about in aprons and hairnets, screeching and chittering at each other while waving tiny cooking implements**
"Begin with their feet, yesss. A troll once made a sssong about gnome feet, they are excellent to nibble on during the cooking processssss, yesss. While sssnacking, prepare your implementsss of cooking, yesss. We prefer cleaversss, cauldronsss, chopping blocksss, and asssorted ingredientsss, like sssevered night elf headsss asss a bassse for our ssstock, yesss."
*drools a bit*
"Once your varied ingredientsss are assssssembled, begin your cooking, yesss. We prefer fel weed, dark iron ale for a bit of a kick, sssome dropletsss of living magma, Darkssspear peppersss, Wessstfall onionsss, Sssalt dried from the Tearsss of Our Enemiesss, and Cumin, yesss. Draw and quarter the gnome, leaving sssome choice bitsss out for your maggotsss to sssnack on, yesss. Grind the meat into a passste, and plop in the boiling cauldron, yesss. Add to thisss Assshenvale tree sssap for sssome sssweetnessssss, and bring to a roiling boil, yesss."
*stirs the concoction lustily*
"After about 1 hour or ssso, it ssshould be cooked, and you can either eat it, or let it sssimmer for 8 hoursss, to fully let the sspsicesss and flavoursss permeate the massssss, yesss. Deliciousss Gnome Sssurprissse, yesss!"
*hands out bowls and spoons*
"Who wantsss sssome, yesss?"
sounds yummy abominus, minus the maggot part or course
I enjoy ice cream terribly but I have no idea how the little ones make it.
.....is that not what you meant by Gnome recipes?
.....is that not what you meant by Gnome recipes?
Aziriel scoffs, "Why cook? Raw taste fresh. Fingers wriggle still, if get right."
She trots off, leather satchel bulging oddly, and turns back.
"Az very much like chef Deadling. Would not eat him. No. Get recipes first."
She trots off, leather satchel bulging oddly, and turns back.
"Az very much like chef Deadling. Would not eat him. No. Get recipes first."
*sniffs the gnome and licks cautiously*
*looks at Broodin for plotting a plan of attack*
*looks at Broodin for plotting a plan of attack*
Cat right. Is good fresh. No cook. Is good when still bleed.
EGGS?! I swear I heard someone say eggs!
Gnomes are best used when you frequently forget to bring an egg beater. What you do is tie strong sticks to the Gnomes arms so the arms do not bend or move. Next you tie both arms together out in front of the Gnome. Then, taking the Gnome by the legs, you proceed to scramble the eggs with the tied unmovable arms. Nevermind the screams as his hands begin to burn because you should be too busy listening to sounds of the eggs popping in the pan as to not let them burn...
Gnomes are best used when you frequently forget to bring an egg beater. What you do is tie strong sticks to the Gnomes arms so the arms do not bend or move. Next you tie both arms together out in front of the Gnome. Then, taking the Gnome by the legs, you proceed to scramble the eggs with the tied unmovable arms. Nevermind the screams as his hands begin to burn because you should be too busy listening to sounds of the eggs popping in the pan as to not let them burn...
Aziriel blinks at Rinhold.
"Az want eat eggbeater."
"Az want eat eggbeater."
Gnome recipes? All right. You take three cups heavy blasting powder and one person who cracks jokes about eating gnomes. Truss person and set them on the pile of blasting powder. Cook over open flame until explosively delicious.
That's how gnomes cook. Any questions?
That's how gnomes cook. Any questions?
You forgot the part about slicing open the fellow before inserting the gnome into their chest cavity. That's the most important part.
*makes note of Raoul's comment for the next issue*
*drools all over the delicious flesh of Silverquill*
*sprinkles Uncle Rotter's Gmone Tenderizer over her*
*fires up the cauldron, hundreds of Cooking maggopts dressed in white aprons and tiny chef hats with the Modas insignia bustle about, preparing carrots, rabbits, celery, and chocolate for the stew*
*beckons Silverquill over*
"We have bright, ssshiny red buttonsss, yesss. Come and press them, yesss..."
*sprinkles Uncle Rotter's Gmone Tenderizer over her*
*fires up the cauldron, hundreds of Cooking maggopts dressed in white aprons and tiny chef hats with the Modas insignia bustle about, preparing carrots, rabbits, celery, and chocolate for the stew*
*beckons Silverquill over*
"We have bright, ssshiny red buttonsss, yesss. Come and press them, yesss..."
Please report any Code of Conduct violations, including:
Threats of violence. We take these seriously and will alert the proper authorities.
Posts containing personal information about other players. This includes physical addresses, e-mail addresses, phone numbers, and inappropriate photos and/or videos.
Harassing or discriminatory language. This will not be tolerated.
