Must be stopped! Paladins I know you're out here!
The Great Paladin Shortage of 2012
Paladin drought? Are you sure?
Honestly, I don't know what you're talking about. I see paladins EVERYWHERE!
I concur/moo.
Does this drought know no limit?!
Does this drought know no limit?!
*peers out from her spot under a rock*
*Sees the gathering from high above on his Epic shiney dragon...Of Gold, then leaps from that dragon casting every spell that causes blindness to make his landing even more epic. Slamming onto the ground with the sound of thunder echoing in the background he slowly rises (with the camera doing a 360 around him of course). Standing tall with his head looking towards the sky (heroicly), he takes in a deep healthy breath and can't help but smile at those around him, now rubbing their eyes from flash that suddenly appeared.*
"Ah yes, a gathering of paladins from all over! The power of the light grows ever stronger with all of us!"
*looking over all those gathered, he is overcome with emotion. Grabbing the shoulders of the closest paladin, he leans closer.*
"Can you not feel it? Can you not feel the power we all have and the love the light gives us all? Why do you look at me like I am some mad zealot?"
*He then feels a tap on his shoulder, as he turns he sees his long time friend Nathaniel standing there with his usual unsurprised face. Nathan then points to Williams head, shoulder, then the ground which is now littered with the remains of three dozen eggs which he had bought right before he jumped off of his mount. William then turns around and looks at the crowd more closely and notices they too are covered with eggs.
Overcome with grief, William falls to his knees and begins to cry.*
"Noooooo, not the eggs! Not the EGGS!"
Throwing his hands into the air he yells...
"WHY!!!?"
"Ah yes, a gathering of paladins from all over! The power of the light grows ever stronger with all of us!"
*looking over all those gathered, he is overcome with emotion. Grabbing the shoulders of the closest paladin, he leans closer.*
"Can you not feel it? Can you not feel the power we all have and the love the light gives us all? Why do you look at me like I am some mad zealot?"
*He then feels a tap on his shoulder, as he turns he sees his long time friend Nathaniel standing there with his usual unsurprised face. Nathan then points to Williams head, shoulder, then the ground which is now littered with the remains of three dozen eggs which he had bought right before he jumped off of his mount. William then turns around and looks at the crowd more closely and notices they too are covered with eggs.
Overcome with grief, William falls to his knees and begins to cry.*
"Noooooo, not the eggs! Not the EGGS!"
Throwing his hands into the air he yells...
"WHY!!!?"
Edited by Rinhold on 6/7/2012 1:05 PM PDT
Checking in to do my part!
Well hi folks! What's going on in thi-
*Sees giant glowing shiny person army, 180s on out and mumbles about how one needs to start stabbing the Argent Crusade again*
*Sees giant glowing shiny person army, 180s on out and mumbles about how one needs to start stabbing the Argent Crusade again*
Paladins everywhere, I urge you to take up arms and confront this terrible threat. The very idea that there may soon be as many as five non-paladins in an LFR is too horrific to even contemplate!
Edited by Valdice on 6/7/2012 1:19 PM PDT
*ahem*
*swipes everyone's pants*
*swipes everyone's pants*
*falls out of the sky, spreading his intestines out like a horrific blanket of ichor stained nightmare quilting, d!**!!@ them across the gathering Paladin Horde of Dhoom and Shinyness*
*continues to sob for the loss of his eggs...
...until he hears the squawking of geese and clucking of chickens.*
*sniffles and whips a tear away watching the madness.*
"Wait...Chickens lay eggs a-and so do geese! LIGHT BE PRAISED!"
*pulling out his frying pans, William surges forward giving chase to the fleeing birds*
...until he hears the squawking of geese and clucking of chickens.*
*sniffles and whips a tear away watching the madness.*
"Wait...Chickens lay eggs a-and so do geese! LIGHT BE PRAISED!"
*pulling out his frying pans, William surges forward giving chase to the fleeing birds*
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