Oi!
So I got all this junk, and it's needin' to sell. I won't tell ya why--somethin' 'bout the Louie walkin' into the barracks and the place explodin'--but it's all got ta go!
So the Louie, he also tell me I need ta make sure it's legal, like. I walk on down to the registrar's office, put my mark on a few things an' pretend to put my mark on some other things...an' voila! Your lil' ol' Nedy is in charge of his very own business! Ain't ya proud?
The name's "Things That Go Boom Inc." The Louie, he say to me, that's a good name, because everything I touchin' goin' boom one way or another. Who'da thought these Louie people could give a man a compliment?
So for the next week or so, ya can find all sorts of whatsis havin' ta do with either Engineerin' or rock junk that comes out of the ground up on the Auction House. Shiny rock junk, not so shiny rock junk, rock junk that fills your bags up to the two-ton marker. Yeah! We all got 'im here.
Like any good business, I got the list of--hmm, whatcha call 'em--limited edition pieces of great bargains! Somethin' like that. So here ya go, in no particular order...
Iron Strut x17
Gyrochronatom x5
Whirring Bronze Gizmo x1 (Going like hot cakes. I like hot cakes. Do you like hot cakes?)
Gold Power Core x7
Black Vitriol x1
Nightcrawlers x18 (Don't ask me where these came from. They're plenty good still, an' minimally contaminated!)
Aquadynamic Fish Attractor x18
Coarse Blasting Powder
Big Bronze Bomb x18 (18 is a magical number, I tellin' ya.)
All at reasonable prices, on my honor, is it! If you can't stand the buyout price, look at the going bidding number! Always lower, always a good deal.
ALWAYS!
I didn't include the list of all the ores and stones and gems, but those are up there, too. Guaranteed or your money back! Cos, you know, time is money, and browsing the auctions takes time, so therefore, I'm saving you money!
ALWAYS!
Hey, makes sense to me. Why aren't you buying already?
So I got all this junk, and it's needin' to sell. I won't tell ya why--somethin' 'bout the Louie walkin' into the barracks and the place explodin'--but it's all got ta go!
So the Louie, he also tell me I need ta make sure it's legal, like. I walk on down to the registrar's office, put my mark on a few things an' pretend to put my mark on some other things...an' voila! Your lil' ol' Nedy is in charge of his very own business! Ain't ya proud?
The name's "Things That Go Boom Inc." The Louie, he say to me, that's a good name, because everything I touchin' goin' boom one way or another. Who'da thought these Louie people could give a man a compliment?
So for the next week or so, ya can find all sorts of whatsis havin' ta do with either Engineerin' or rock junk that comes out of the ground up on the Auction House. Shiny rock junk, not so shiny rock junk, rock junk that fills your bags up to the two-ton marker. Yeah! We all got 'im here.
Like any good business, I got the list of--hmm, whatcha call 'em--limited edition pieces of great bargains! Somethin' like that. So here ya go, in no particular order...
Iron Strut x17Gyrochronatom x5Whirring Bronze Gizmo x1 (Going like hot cakes. I like hot cakes. Do you like hot cakes?)Gold Power Core x7Black Vitriol x1Nightcrawlers x18 (Don't ask me where these came from. They're plenty good still, an' minimally contaminated!)Aquadynamic Fish Attractor x18Coarse Blasting PowderBig Bronze Bomb x18 (18 is a magical number, I tellin' ya.)All at reasonable prices, on my honor, is it! If you can't stand the buyout price, look at the going bidding number! Always lower, always a good deal.
ALWAYS!
I didn't include the list of all the ores and stones and gems, but those are up there, too. Guaranteed or your money back! Cos, you know, time is money, and browsing the auctions takes time, so therefore, I'm saving you money!
ALWAYS!
Hey, makes sense to me. Why aren't you buying already?
Edited by Nedyraen on 7/1/2012 11:27 AM PDT
