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((A prepared statement is released to the public... some of the fliers may have flecks of red "ink" on them....))

The Anytime, Anywhere Messenger Service is please to announce that, in order to provide better service to our customers, we have moved our main offices to the beautiful port town of Booty Bay. At our new location we will have ready access to banking services, the auction market, and shipping lanes. We believe this new location will be more convenient for our visitors and expedite our shipping process, which means better service for you!

We do not expect this move to disrupt our regular services. Any inquiries can be addressed to your local office, or to the new address listed below.

Thank you, as always, for choosing the AAMS!

Sincerely,
Derscha Kettlebomb
AAMS CEO
"Anytime, Anywhere!"

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OOC:
We've been talking as a guild for a quite a while about moving out of Caer Darrow, and as of today, it's official! We will now be located out of the three-story building in Booty Bay. (The one with the gnome drinking on the table... Derscha's apparent role model.)

We rather like the busy atmosphere and NPCs... so very different from our "dead" home in Caer Darrow. Plus, a good chunk of our guild business is handled there, anyway, due to the auction house.

Anyone is free to come visit, and we look forward to having the Feathers of Iron Tavern as an IC neighbor!

((I always thought Booty Bay was better than Caer Darrow, heh. <Returns luck>))

They lost my package and they never reimbursed me. Don't do business with them, they are dishonest and they are only after your gold.

I love tha service tha AAMS provided me. Tha courier I dealt with was not only nice, but fast too! She even waited whilst I made tha battle armor fer that nice blood elf & his tauren friend, so that she could take it back ta them.

Should I have more requests fer tha fine dwarven craftsmanship I do while me smithin' I will continue to call on 'em when making armor fer me horde friends.

Landing on her favorite perch, she watched as the nearby building was swarmed with boxes and muttering goblins. Head cocked to one side, the large Stormcrow preened her feathers before shifting into her elven skin, a smirk replacing her beak as she noted the name printed on the sides of most of the boxes.

"Well, there goes the neighborhood..."

07/09/2012 05:28 AMPosted by Avarence

They lost my package and they never reimbursed me. Don't do business with them, they are dishonest and they are only after your gold.

((Just to double-check, is this purely an in-character slander from someone who does not like the AAMS, or did we actually lose a delivery?

We're always happy to let people besmirch our reputation IC, but if we screwed something up for reals we obviously want to fix it.

I don't think anything we do actually makes much money, apart from the 5% we take on big cross-faction money transfers. Anything we're charging for deliveries is pretty much just for fun. So please, let us know if there's anything that needs taking care of OOC, and if this was purely IC slander because damn those AAMS hippies, carry on and forget I said anything.))

((I stopped paying attention to anything NAACP Gaming members say a long time ago.))

Jon looked over the announcement flyer from his bed and frowned. "Guess anything I do with them is going to be a bit more interesting if I ever need to visit HQ..."

To: The AAMS
From: A Former Employee
Re: Your new location

Dear Derscha and Yotingo,
Y'all might wanna look about three doors down from the bar. We all used ta be based in the Bay, where y'alls moving to now. Don't know as i ever let the lease go, and the old offices might...I repeat MIGHT still be there. Course, I also ain't cleaned in years, so, um... y'all might have some work ahead of yas.

Eitehr way, y'alls welcome ta the premises. I ain't got no need for it no more, what with my abode being of a more transitory nature these days. I'm enclosin' th' deed and the keys.

Kindest Regards, and maube I'll see ya 'round sometime.
-=The Big Hobo Druid

p.s. if ya finds anything that ticks, shakes, or hisses, chuck in the bay quick.

p.p.s. if ya find any large eggs. Keep 'em away form warmth, sudden motion, and cushions, lest ya want baby moonkins on yer hands.

<<Enclosed is a water, booze, and tear stained deed for a small office near the Booty Bay tavern, as well as a battered steel key of indeterminate origin...>>

((Yes, we would always be willing to investigate any slip-ups if we ca-
ANDELIA?! How are you?!))

To: The AAMS
From: A Former Employee
Re: Your new location

Dear Derscha and Yotingo,
Y'all might wanna look about three doors down from the bar. We all used ta be based in the Bay, where y'alls moving to now. Don't know as i ever let the lease go, and the old offices might...I repeat MIGHT still be there. Course, I also ain't cleaned in years, so, um... y'all might have some work ahead of yas.

Eitehr way, y'alls welcome ta the premises. I ain't got no need for it no more, what with my abode being of a more transitory nature these days. I'm enclosin' th' deed and the keys.

Kindest Regards, and maube I'll see ya 'round sometime.
-=The Big Hobo Druid

p.s. if ya finds anything that ticks, shakes, or hisses, chuck in the bay quick.

p.p.s. if ya find any large eggs. Keep 'em away form warmth, sudden motion, and cushions, lest ya want baby moonkins on yer hands.

<<Enclosed is a water, booze, and tear stained deed for a small office near the Booty Bay tavern, as well as a battered steel key of indeterminate origin...>>

((I was trying to remember where our old one was! Thanks, Plains))

Yotingo poked his head inside the door to the older offices after resolving an argument with the lock. There was some dust that wasn't there before, and some mold growing in the corners of the rooms due to the moist sea air, but Yotingo took a deep whiff with a fond sigh.

It was good to be home.

Hi,

I am trying to contact you guys for a service I need... can any of you get back to me ASAP?

Thanks...