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*trades Belpha his inventory full of hearthstones*

(( Izby, theres your chance to make an army of turtles.... ))

I might possibly make somebody to join you guys...
Sounds like you're alot of fun.

Oh, we're fun alright.

We have a shaman that hexes everything and throws frogs at that which he cannot hex. One of his frogs is claimed to be a bartender.

We have a semi-insane leader who likes to shoot first and ask questions later, but mostly dangles from a staircase while making caricatures of everyone she comes across.

We have a mage who is required to blow something up or just consider the day otherwise wasted.

We have a self-doubting priest who cannot remember how old he is and frequently falls through windows.

We also have the best damn bbq in town, better than even what the goblins claim to have. On top of this, we get involved in tavern fights just to participate in the art of bottle shattering, and have amassed a small galley of shards that are being added into a grand mosaic which shall be unveiled two Brewfests from now.

Not only do we have a bridge to sell passersby, the bridge is made of chocolate.

*unleashes her hearthstone turtle army upon the Gambit crew in the Blue Recluse*

*wipes chocolate from her cheeks* What bridge?

IZBY! What have you done!?

*watches in horror as an army of chocolate, flesh eating trolls emerges from under what used to be the bridge*

oh! So THATS where you hide my frog army Tyr! Oh...the hexes seem to have timed out, oh well!

*goes about merrily hexing all the troll monsters and recreating his frog army*

NOW then! FROG ARMY ATTACK THE TURTLES!

*the massive frog army charges into battle against the evil turtles*

MUHAHAHAHAH*cough*HAHAHAHAHAH!

I.... I have nothing to say to that. >.>

Nisur stood frozen in fear, or perhaps shock. As the undead frog army leaped forward to face the reckless onslaught of the terrapin hordes, the transfixed priest lamented the passing of the chocolate bridge, for oh how beautiful it was indeed. Not since the bridges bedecked in jewels in the city of Mac'aree was there such a bridge!

Nisur sat by the river of frogs and wept, wept for the long lost bridges of Mac'aree.

"How could I have let this happen? HOW?!"

*Laughs as her turtles start to be the natural predator of frogs that they are. Then she walks up to the others.*

Chocolate?

Last nigth was awesome! Join this guild people! *Mass dispels everything* Stop your childish acts! Belpha make sure you keep up your rep with kicking butt :)

*Makes Nisur a new bridge out of the chocolate trolls* Better?

Just another gentle bump...

Bump! For LORDAERON!!!!!!

Btw Tell Nisur I'll beat him to 85!

(Super bump for Akira :3))

((Tyrynna xD*))

*Looks at the hearthstones laying on frogs since the mass dispel only effected her transformations and wonders if it is worth turtling them all again or getting out of here while everyone else deals with the now abundantly clear overpopulation of frogs.*

What you do? No chocolate for you. You clean mess.

*Phases and disappears. Arrives in Theramore looking for a Jaina to see if there is a mass polymorph spell she could learn.*

Oh don't worry, Saronys, I know what you meant. *snuggles*

YOU MUST FACTION TRANSFER AND COME TO THE GAMBIT, YOU SILLY DK THING YOU!

I'm terrible, so... yet another bump!

I HAVE MADE AN ALLY! Who will hold Saro's place until I transfer him over xD. Who do I contact -_- *So alone*

Blizz site... theres something...somewhere... about faction transfers... I dunno.