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*punts to the top of the page*

Pie. The best thing I could think of.

*hurls apple pies at people*

OW!

APPLE PIE IS DELICIOUS. *whack*

*Attempts to scratch beard, but there's a hulking metal faceplate in the way....*
*Scratches faceplate.*

Interesting. Very interesting.

Hmm...warrior... we could use a good warrior... hmmm...

*Kidnaps Tariand, runs away*

*Assist Syl with the kidnappiong. right to the gambitooc channel*

*Waits for everyone to be distracted by kidnapping, then eats all the pie*

*Whacks Nilvarno* MINE!

NUU! Our pie! *whacks repeatedly*

But...but....Pie.....*walks away dejectedly, with sad music playing in the background*

I was told there would be pie...oh well, guess I'll just have to find pie somewhere else...

...Well, actually, now that you're both Gambits...

*pie for EVERYONE!*

That's right! You can now receive a novelty Hexing King (TM) toy with every gambit membership! And to sweeten the deal, we'll include one frog for every level 90! That's an (insert x amount of money here) value, absolutely FREE!

Just call 1-800-GAMBIT to place your order!

(Must pay processing and handling, not for small children under 3 years, batteries not included, some assembly required. Must be level 18 or higher to order.)

Huh. No one wants free Belphas?

Should I make it free staircases?

SOME of us HATE Space goats! AND STAIRS. Stubbing your paw on a stair because some schmuck put an extra one in is terrible! KILL ALL STAIRPEOPLE!

10/21/2012 10:51 AMPosted by Sÿllea

KILL ALL STAIRPEOPLE!

*whacks* NOPE.

I made a dwarf hunter to level up so I could add to my mount collection. For some reason she is kind of growing on me...could you use a fledgling hunter named Phyllis? Oh she is kind of shy, she loves animals.

Oooh! We'd love you to be our first dwarf! *directs to website*