I HATE THOSE DAMN STUNTIES. SITTING IN THEIR HOLES AND BEING SHORT AND BEARDY!! *Growls*
Gambit: Level 25!!
oh! So THATS where you hide my frog army Tyr! Oh...the hexes seem to have timed out, oh well!
*goes about merrily hexing all the troll monsters and recreating his frog army*
NOW then! FROG ARMY ATTACK THE TURTLES!
*the massive frog army charges into battle against the evil turtles*
MUHAHAHAHAH*cough*HAHAHAHAHAH!
Bralox strode among his troops, commanders hat perched dubiously on his head. "You are my crowning achievement." He began, turning to address the large army of mammals he had amassed. "You have been trained in all the styles, Jazz, Breakdance, Club, even traditional Polka." His face darkened as he turned towards the sky, the low cry of "GLOOOOOOOOOORIOUS" heralding somewhere off in the distance. "You are my Conga rats!" He turned, clenching his fist around a tiny stick. "And today, we shall take Azeroth for the warm blooded! They may take our habitats! But they will never take, our Temperature adaptation!" He turned, charging up the hill, tricorne had gone askew, brandishing his saber. The rest of his army emitted a massive squeak, before following his path like a colonial army.
lawl, classic bralox
10/24/2012 05:40 PMPosted by TyrynnaThat's right! One Belpha for every character in Gambit!
*in small print*
Offer only available for limited time, terms and conditions apply, requires 4-7 years for transaction to be processed, may cause cancer or death, guaranteed to cause frogification, offer only available in Wisconsin and Rhode Island, valid only at participating Gambits, only valid from 4-5 A.M on sundays.
*adds to print* Side effects include nausea, heartburn, indigestion, projectile vomit, explosive diharreha, uncontrollable burping, and athlete's foot. Do not expose yourself to Belphas if you have liver disease, eat potatoes, like gnomes, eat gnomes, are a gnome, and especially if you wear white after labor day. Just cause. Failure to comply to terms will result in an extremely froggy death.
This message has been approved by the staircase-ian political party, and running presidential candidate Staircase Elf. Yes, you are all screwed.
...I just read that over and it was horribly unfunny but right now I don't care. :P
This message has been approved by the staircase-ian political party, and running presidential candidate Staircase Elf. Yes, you are all screwed.
...I just read that over and it was horribly unfunny but right now I don't care. :P
The 571st Maggot Zeppelin Strike Aerofleet dropped from the sky, bomb racks glistening.
Colonel Ch'thurrl peered through his goggles, the target approaching rapidly.
"CH'tooooooorrrrrrrrr!" he roared through the speaking tube.
The 1st through 13th squadrons dove, bombs released!
"Chrrrkle", he said next.
The 14th through 26th squadrons then dove, releasing their ordinance.
TARGET: Belpha's Pants Destroyed!
Singing "It's a Long Way to Tarren Mill, it's a Long, Long way From Home", the Flotilla flew off into the sun.
Colonel Ch'thurrl peered through his goggles, the target approaching rapidly.
"CH'tooooooorrrrrrrrr!" he roared through the speaking tube.
The 1st through 13th squadrons dove, bombs released!
"Chrrrkle", he said next.
The 14th through 26th squadrons then dove, releasing their ordinance.
TARGET: Belpha's Pants Destroyed!
Singing "It's a Long Way to Tarren Mill, it's a Long, Long way From Home", the Flotilla flew off into the sun.
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