Naywearer's Clotherie: All Nude Revue

97 Orc Warrior
12090
Well, I'm a Krogan in an antique store. And theres nothing you can do about it.
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
And I have now pushed us to 300 posts. Oh well. Time to get back to ruining Palaven. *Whistles while sitting on a Destroyer.*
100 Blood Elf Warlock
15505
*stomps furiously around the guild meeting hall, through the back exit and into the kitchen where curiously scattered Lindt chocolate wrappers and licorice bits litter the floor and lead to a trail of blood and armor scratches that could be left only by our esteemed guild master's notoriously spiked pauldrons*

Who- ate -my- BAIT?! I mean...snacks. *sighs heavily* Lio, dear, you really need to stop raiding the pantry at 3am.
Edited by Auraelith on 1/17/2013 7:24 AM PST
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
*Steps in, looks at the mess. Drinks from flask, casually walks away, whistling.*
90 Pandaren Warrior
9365
:O

If you snack in your sleep, you snack in real life too.
97 Orc Warrior
12090
... *stabs Liore* No.
90 Pandaren Warrior
9365
Pronouncing your name sounds like a man sneezing into a cheese danish.
100 Blood Elf Warlock
15505
That just made my day.
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
My day was made by burning down the guild's antique store for the insurance money.
97 Orc Warrior
12090
... So you're the man that nearly burned it down around me. *pulls out a white glove, and slaps Raptorius* You scoundrel, I challenge you to a duel. Pistols at dawn. Ten paces.
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
I accept your challenge, good sir. I shall demand recompense from your next of kin.
97 Orc Warrior
12090
SIR?! I'm a FEMALE orc. *throws a table at*
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
Haha! You fell for my cunning ruse. This duel has already been won!
90 Pandaren Warrior
9365
“If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.”
97 Orc Warrior
12090
I have infiltrated your ranks. Be afraid
90 Pandaren Warrior
9365
You're not getting the keys to the Merc.

Someone make sure she doesn't get the keys to the Merc.

Also, I love all the complaining about the arena rating removal. Most people getting glad this season are either just stupid lucky or carried by an overpowered comp. You shouldn't reward that. Speaking of, I may have missed it, but it doesn't seem 5.2 will be addressing the BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS issues of instant cc chains.

The change in normalizing player levels in pre 90 battlegrounds will reveal which classes are truly and absurdly overpowered. I don't know how gear will be affected, and skill certainly isn't a factor anymore, so BE PREPARED TO PRIEST.

The changes to unholy aren't enough to keep it out of the gutter. Garg is still on a 3 min cooldown, and you'll still be chain cc'd to death before you can ramp Timmy up. Arms will be fine for PvE, if not still a bit behind fury, but the two will now feel the exact same. The fun of arms was waiting for TfB to build up and then exploding all over the place, but after sufficiently neutering it for pvp, its now been removed entirely. I don't want to play Rage Generator > Proc > Filler.

For the first time since 06, I'm bored with my warrior. :<
97 Orc Warrior
12090
So... They made arms into Fury? FUUUUN.
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
As a Death Knight, I am immune to your flippentry. Hail the power of Blood.
90 Pandaren Warrior
9365
As a Death Knight, I am immune to your flippentry. Some day they'll fix my class and I'll actually have to figure out what my buttons do.


Fixed that for you.
90 Night Elf Hunter
5105
*cracks out the pan and whacks Lio. Right in the squigglyspooch.*

THAT was for my unused, unplayed, no-longer-relevant 85 DK, you scoundrel!
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