This can only end in hilarity and a quick county bid.
Naywearer's Clotherie: All Nude Revue
Bidding once, twice, and sold to the gentleman in the lovely yellow hat.
...that's... that's not what 'county bid' means.
Leo's just mad that he wasn't wearing the hat when the auction was called.
I swear I won't forget to get my hunter invited tonight!
You seem like a fun bunch!
We're not. We're quite horrid.
That's actually what I did today. Be horrid.
I'm doing it right now, even.
That's actually what I did today. Be horrid.
I'm doing it right now, even.
As I speak, I'm kicking an orphan in the face.
I'm screaming swear words at a box of kittens.
As Tyrexus is carefully dusting his enormous collection of eyes, his cat, Gentyler, jumps up on the fireplace mantle and listens to her master sing/mumble.
"It's the eye of the Tauren, it's the thrill of the fight. Yanking out the eyeball of your rival." Does little butt shake at this point complete with eye yanking out motion. "And the something something something stalks his prey in the night something something eyeeeeeeee of the Taurennnn...byomp...byomp byomp byomp." Head bob. "Byomp....byomp byomp byomp."
Embarrassed after seeing his cat look at him with her head cocked, he offers tuna for her silence.....and a bump to the thread.
Oh, Tyrynna? Where ever you may hide them. However deep you bury them. I can find them. Someday, my lovely one, someday I will be admiring them in my very hands. Never worry, I shall take very good care of them, and I am certain you wouldn't be needing them after that.
"It's the eye of the Tauren, it's the thrill of the fight. Yanking out the eyeball of your rival." Does little butt shake at this point complete with eye yanking out motion. "And the something something something stalks his prey in the night something something eyeeeeeeee of the Taurennnn...byomp...byomp byomp byomp." Head bob. "Byomp....byomp byomp byomp."
Embarrassed after seeing his cat look at him with her head cocked, he offers tuna for her silence.....and a bump to the thread.
Oh, Tyrynna? Where ever you may hide them. However deep you bury them. I can find them. Someday, my lovely one, someday I will be admiring them in my very hands. Never worry, I shall take very good care of them, and I am certain you wouldn't be needing them after that.
Edited by Tyrexus on 9/19/2012 2:29 AM PDT
Every time I hear from Tyr, the monkey in my backbrain wants to scamper up a tall tree, to hurl excrement and rotted fruit.
Don't worry about Tyr, we've been drugging him since he joined.
Bump because you guys sound like fun - and a question. Would you guys take a little Hordeling alt that will maybe never make it to..what is it now? 90? Would just love to add to the guild and participate, but I'm a horrible leveller.
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