Naywearer's Clotherie: All Nude Revue

90 Night Elf Hunter
5105
...Accountants on stilts?

You're good.
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
You see, at WC, we try to understand the needs of our guildies, and figure out how we can better foufill those needs.

*Walks over to the window-mounted harpoon launcher and fires it into a city street, pulling up a screaming person.*

I'm painting your face. I'm painting your face. I am painting your face.
90 Pandaren Warrior
9365
You see, here at WfC, we are dedicated to the growth of society and the welfare of our hard working heroes. Excuse me for a moment.

-Adjusts tie, and then proceeds to pour a barrel of acid into a pit of ducklings.-

Growth and welfare, people. Growth and welfare.
90 Night Elf Hunter
5105
10/14/2012 12:33 AMPosted by Leothindas
ducklings.


To quote one certain (and possibly glorious) sunshine elf,

The duckies. They're EVERYWHERE.
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
If you need any further convincing, each new recruit is given a pair of stilts.

Use of these stilts is mandatory at all times.
87 Worgen Druid
8655
Stilts? I'm in!
90 Night Elf Hunter
5105
*locks up Syllea* You've been claimed already. :P
87 Worgen Druid
8655
D: Nooooo! You don't own me! YOU HAVENT SEEN WHAT IVE SEEN!!
90 Pandaren Warrior
9365
...was I supposed to bring the backpacks? Or was I supposed to bring the sandwiches.

Because I've got sandwiches.
87 Worgen Druid
8655
I want backpack sandwiches.
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
No, no. I have the backpacks.

*Hands out backpacks.*

Be careful, these things can hurt if used incorrectly.
87 Worgen Druid
8655
Who's got the stilts then? I want a pair of stilts..
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
YOU don't get stilts, Syllea. You aren't a guildy. Stilts are for the guildies. But here, you can have this assorted sack of tangerines.
90 Night Elf Hunter
5105
TANGERINES?

Ohsnap!
87 Worgen Druid
8655
*takes tangerines, and runs off*
90 Blood Elf Mage
8195
I found someone to buy our used car business, but he needs a translator. I vote Leo does it.
100 Blood Elf Warlock
15505
Uh..Raptor.
Those weren't tangerines....
90 Pandaren Warrior
9365
Yakuza Ambassador (in Japanese): I hope our families can set aside our differences and sail forward to a united future.

Triad Ambassador (in Chinese): Honorable Translator, what did he say?

Leo: Huh? What? Oh. Uh. He said your sister complimented his love making technique over your own.
90 Night Elf Hunter
5105
Yakuza Ambassador says something long and annoying and speech-like that ends with "Kill them ALL." or something like that.

Tyr: YAY! BODIES TO MUTILATE!
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
Oh, wait...

That was the sack of highly kerrosive and volatile watermelons. Well, whatever you do, don't yell at them.
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