World of Warcraft®

ATTENTION

We are now seeking capable and semi-sentient healers for ten mans!

Raiding times to be decided, based on YOUR schedule and commitment.

Please sign up with a shiv on Raptorius' muscly bottom.

Please do try it, I'll be waiting to cut your fingers off. (Please note: each finger is NOT tax deductable, and will be used to create decorative necklaces to be given out after each boss kill.)

They work better than the alleged 'Charms of Good Fortune.' Honest!

In regards to Leo's request for competent healers, we really want people to enjoy raiding. That means no drama, no pointing fingers, no pressure.

Working to get the best gear its time-consuming in itself, especially with the new dailies and rep grinds. Our aim is to get everyone something they need and plan around our teammates so we can make raiding a satisfying guild event and save stress for the workplace, not while adventuring across Azeroth.

So. Whisper Leo or myself (or sign with a shiv on Raptor's muscly bottom) and maybe we can get things rolling full-tilt for all of us.

We'll treat you right:)

*searches Gambit for a healer-y type and shoves into WC raid team. Then makes them sign with a shiv on Raptor's muscly bottom.*

They'll never suspect the difference!

Is this thing on? Alright, all hands. Especially you, Leo. The next person to recommend writing something on my rear is going to take a LONG walk out the airlock. Yes, the new airlock that leads to space elevator.

It's an excruciating elevator ride, and you'll have to do it all day.

B-b-but, elevators are FUN!

Original Mass Effect elevator-style.

You mean time to make a sandwich.

You mean time to go for a 3 mile jog.

You mean time to translate the Dead Sea Scrolls.

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

*savagely carves Raptorius' muscley buttocks with a spork, tatooing "Kissssss Me, I am Elvisssh" on them*

*incidentally covers his hair in Larval Acid*

*flees*

*Starts firing a shotgun blindly into the air.* Yeah, that fish in a barrel trick doesn't work so well when the fish has a SHOTGUN, does it?!

*watches the shotgun-induced commotion, nomming popcorn*

Ahh, I love it when Abominus hits the forums.

10/26/2012 11:36 AMPosted by Tyrynna

I love it when Abominus hits the forums.

...Okay, so Leo's apparently a panda now?

Dafudge?

I wouldn't worry about it. Probably clear up in a couple of days.

See?

Now you just sound like a crazy person.

We're all crazy. Except for me - I sell crazy.

*Goes back to playing a fiddle on the back of a supply truck labeled 'The Association For People Afraid of Yellow Tape.'*

And now he's an elf again.

Except he's not Leo anymore.

Now he's Lio.

I'M CONFUSED!

*Stabs Liore* IMPOSTER!

-Bleeds.- MY SQUIGGLYSPOOCH