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Hail my fellow comrades-in-arms, it is I, Pungo. /salute

I have returned after a five year hiatus from this war and have pondered, deliberated and fraught over my actions during the initial years of the conflict. I have returned with the newfound belief that the ones I had fought aside, the so called “righteous and good” Alliance, are nothing more than thugs and hoodlums! They have acted out their hateful jealousy on the mighty Tauren’s due to their well endowed birthright with blood and tears for long enough without my aid. I, as a “long”-standing supporter of Taurens have opted to join their cause, as undead, in defending their honor and their manhood.

Death to the Alliance!

Well, this is a twist.

...What a twist!

He looks like a shaved rabid badger...

And just as deadly:P

We remember when Pungo considered our back the proper sssheath to hisss knivesss, yesss. All the chasssing around the crossssssroadsss, yesss...

Oh hell! This is gonna hurt.

I get the feeling we're royally screwed... wait, you're royally screwed, Tyr's neutral IC! :D

While there are honorable people amongst the Shu'halo, the reality remains that the majority of Thunder Bluff's denizens remain in support of the Horde, which in light of the recent atrocities of said Horde's Warchief, solidly labels such tauren as war criminals just as much as Garrosh Hellscream.

Trust me, it's a kindness to kill such war criminals and place them on a grill after choice cuts of meat have been arranged. Burgers all around!

As for the gnomes... while they remain staunch allies, who have borne with good grace my humorous references to them as hors d'ouvres, should we have one who stands against the Alliance in support of the Horde, they must then logically be treated as a member of the Horde would be treated: as a war criminal worthy of the most expedient and useful method of destruction possible. Such a goal is obviously best-served with the offender, in the case of any gnomes who disavow the Alliance in favor of the Horde, being in fact served with a nice hollandaise sauce.

You brought this on yourselves, Horde and Horde supporters. Actions taken against Southshore, Gilneas, Ashenvale and now Theramore were all, from start to finish, unprovoked war atrocities. The overzealous actions of soldiers in the Barrens can no longer be used as justification for your crimes.

Being eaten should be the least of your worries.

THE ONLY GNOME I EVER LOVED

*eyes this "gnome king" fellow*

I don't think you understand how thing's work now...
We have 2 uses for gnomes nowadays, Food and Frogball!

*Hexes the gnome and tosses him into the air*

*eyes this "gnome king" fellow*

I don't think you understand how thing's work now...
We have 2 uses for gnomes nowadays, Food and Frogball!

*Hexes the gnome and tosses him into the air*

You don't know what you've done. *backs away slowly*

People may forgive the naive… though I have never possessed the will or care to forgive.
Every Alliance which crosses my path will be humbled by my blade.
Never has my cause felt so righteous and just.
Intent on my first kills, I shall seek out those who speak against me and mine.
Scrumptious fleshings will soon feel my wrath!

Very skillfully my knives shall find the kinks in your armor.
After your eyes widen in terror I shall sink my teeth into the soft tissue of your neck.
Gasping for breath you make one last attempt to scream... but a singular gurgle is all that escapes.
Intent on feeding my empty stomach with your meat, I continue to consume your lifeless corpse.
Never again shall you plague this world with your foul tongue.
Alas, now at the end, you realize your folly.

*Watches the other gnome* You seem... Interesting, I'll be keeping an eye on you. *Backs off into the shadows*

wtf

MORE FOOD TO FEED OUR CHILDREN.

Victory.. or death!

Ps: Gnomes taste good.

Hello Pungo.

When you plunge your daggers into my back and tear open my throat under the swaying trees of Pandaria, or in one of the dark and foreboding alleys of Darkshire, please remember that I <3 you.

Aziriel blinks,

"When in Soviet... Pandaria, gnome eats Az?"

"Az come back later. Eat you sleeping. Bye Pretty."

Az trots off to go capture more pets.

Gnomes... are for eating.