Want a social, hang-out guild? Want your pants stolen? Want to be in on the ground floor of a rebuild? Looking for a no-stress, no iLevel-requiring, no raid-experience-requiring, no-BS, open, accepting, "We do what we want and ignore those who don't like us", occasionally-RPs, wants-to-run-group-content-together, has-4-bank-tabs guild?
That's us.
Seriously: your pants are gonna be stolen. By me and a plethora of my alts. If you wind up talking with other RPers in our realm's central RP channel (for the Alliance, at least!), others may steal your pants because you associate with me.
We're gnome-friendly, but we like to eat goblins and the occasional dwarf too. It's a worgen thing. Don't blame me. I'm at the mercy of being an undead dog person.
Requirements for entry:
At least 18 years old in real life. Exceptions will be made for exceptional individuals who can display the proper mixture of middle-school humor (I like fart jokes) and general maturity (I don't like someone throwing a fit over something someone said in a chat channel or over losing a loot roll to someone else).
Active. You aren't required to log on every day, but if you're only logging on once every couple of weeks, we're probably going to conclude you're an alt or just aren't interested in being part of a guild.
We welcome alts if you have a main in the guild, but, y'know, not just alts; alt-guilds almost unilaterally fail.
I have references! Sometimes they're even good, if I haven't stolen their pants in the past couple of days!
Look for me, Bromoberin or Mandarin (my two officers) at some point. We welcome RPers who want to RP (the guild technically has an RP concept, but at this point it's mutable), raiders who want to relax (if we build enough diversity/membership to run Dungeons and raids as a guild, we'll do so, but otherwise we'll probably just use Dungeon Finder & Raid Finder), or people who want to play the game and have people to talk with while they're doing so.
We're adults who work normal jobs, which means we're most often on in the evenings (we're Pacific Time, like our realm), but if we grow enough that there's a population who's on during the day, then you may have people to hang out with at that point!
Tons more, but talk with us. Quick interview required.
We occasionally have pie.
Don't tell Gentyl Turncutt. She'll glare at me. I don't have a tail to hang in shame.
That's us.
Seriously: your pants are gonna be stolen. By me and a plethora of my alts. If you wind up talking with other RPers in our realm's central RP channel (for the Alliance, at least!), others may steal your pants because you associate with me.
We're gnome-friendly, but we like to eat goblins and the occasional dwarf too. It's a worgen thing. Don't blame me. I'm at the mercy of being an undead dog person.
Requirements for entry:
At least 18 years old in real life. Exceptions will be made for exceptional individuals who can display the proper mixture of middle-school humor (I like fart jokes) and general maturity (I don't like someone throwing a fit over something someone said in a chat channel or over losing a loot roll to someone else).
Active. You aren't required to log on every day, but if you're only logging on once every couple of weeks, we're probably going to conclude you're an alt or just aren't interested in being part of a guild.
We welcome alts if you have a main in the guild, but, y'know, not just alts; alt-guilds almost unilaterally fail.
I have references! Sometimes they're even good, if I haven't stolen their pants in the past couple of days!
Look for me, Bromoberin or Mandarin (my two officers) at some point. We welcome RPers who want to RP (the guild technically has an RP concept, but at this point it's mutable), raiders who want to relax (if we build enough diversity/membership to run Dungeons and raids as a guild, we'll do so, but otherwise we'll probably just use Dungeon Finder & Raid Finder), or people who want to play the game and have people to talk with while they're doing so.
We're adults who work normal jobs, which means we're most often on in the evenings (we're Pacific Time, like our realm), but if we grow enough that there's a population who's on during the day, then you may have people to hang out with at that point!
Tons more, but talk with us. Quick interview required.
We occasionally have pie.
Don't tell Gentyl Turncutt. She'll glare at me. I don't have a tail to hang in shame.
Edited by Ragefang on 4/12/2013 11:16 AM PDT
