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The following advertisement has been plastered on the side of zeppelins throughout all Horde territories, often accompanied by a painting of a dark haired goblin woman giving a thumbs up while winking.

Need that smexy look for that smexy date?
Thistin’ for some good, strong drinks?
Yearnin‘ for that special gizmo to solve all of your problems?
Or are ya just lookin‘ to get out an‘ have some fun?

Any reason is a good reason to attend the…

Mormel & Rhazin’s Boutique & Bar™
Gizmoception Sale Spectacular!!!

Nyah! That’s right! The Boutique an’ Bar is the only place where ya can buy the best drinks, dresses an’ gadgets in one convenient location! However, recently we have greatly increased our stock of engineered items so it‘s only fittin‘ that we hold our next sale event at:

Area 52 in the Netherstorm of Outland.

Sunday, May 25th at 7:00 pm (Pacific Standard Time)

We’ll be settin’ up shop in the northern part of the town.

But a slew of new gadgets isn’t the only thing we’ll be stockin’! Prepare to be amazed by our incredible line of smexy gizmo themed dresses. Furthermore, every purchase of an engineered doohickey will apply a discount to a dress of your choosin’ along with a free round of cold ones! You just don’t see deals like this every day!

As always we’ll be stockin’ more red bean rice cake dresses along with other panda land food clothin‘ ‘cause they are such hot items! Also, we’ll have the very talented Swizelle the Stupendous in attendance to dazzle all patrons with her incredible magic show. It’s worth comin’ for her performance alone!

So there ya have it folks! You’d have to be a sand worm not to want to come by Area 52 on the 25th for these deals!

PS: Make sure Rhazin shows you his robotic raptor.

[The Boutique & Bar is a cross realm zone Horde RP event hosted every month by myself, Rhazin, and Swizelle. It is designed to be a fun, friendly and accessible event for those who want to attend and mingle with fellow Horde RPers from not only your home realm but other RP realms as well. Bear in mind that the Boutique & Bar is not sponsored by a guild but, rather, by a collection of quirky goblins so we are especially open to seeing new faces.]

[Initially we focused on the Cenarion Circle and Sisters of Elune servers to foster additional Horde RP between our two realms. After having held two successful events we decided to broaden our audience and happily extend an invitation to Horde RPers from Blackwater Raiders, Wyrmrest Accord, and Moon Guard.]

[Because we have attendees from multiple realms all transactions at the store will be handled in-character via RP rather than directly trading items for gold (since you can not trade to people from other servers). If you have any questions about the event then feel free to ask me either in game or post a reply in this thread.]

[Note: Be aware that we use Cenarion Circle server time (ie pacific standard time) for all of our scheduling. Thus 7pm would be 8pm mountain time, 9pm central time, and 10pm eastern time.]

Only one week to go!

Yumao scans the advertisement with interest. "Gizmo-themed dresses?! I must be there! Not to mention that those goblins come up with such creative solutions to things that I previously didn't know were problems." She snaps a claw. "Oh, I know! I can ask why that 'smexy' dress I purchased last time doesn't seem to work on that certain someone I'm trying to attract the attention of! When I see him, he just says 'I have nothing to teach you, hunter'!" Perhaps Mormel can tell me what I'm doing wrong!"

((Loved, loved, loved the last event and am really looking forward to this one! Thanks for posting the times for other zones, too!))

((Thanks for coming to the event Yumao and for your reply! :D Sorry that I did not respond to it sooner. I've been so absorbed in that RP story arc that I have not checked the SoE forums since my last post >.< ))