In front of the command board in the Valley of Honor, a goblin girl with flaxen hair stood on the shoulders of her hobgoblin assistant, a hammer in one hand and a scroll clutched in the other. “Boomer, if you don’t hold still, I swear I’ll nail your fat feet to the ground,” the girl threatened as she unfurled the scroll and set to hammering away. A similar notice was placed further down the message board, hardly two feet from the ground, for the convenience of Orgrimmar’s shorter citizens:
Hear ye and what’s up! The Bilgewater Cartel would like to extend its gratitude to our newest allies by throwing a party in the Horde’s honor. Trade Prince Gallywix has graciously offered the use of his Pleasure Palace for just such an event. Bask in the steams of luxury saunas! Take a dip in the heated pools! Admire the view of beautiful Azshara! Just don’t be late – it’s all taking place this Saturday, January 22nd, at 6pm!
The goblin hopped to the ground and looked up at the message board. Right before the word graciously someone had crossed out unwittingly. She grinned – no one will notice, right? “Our writers need work, but it doesn’t look half-bad. This’ll be sure to grind ol’ Gallywix’s gears!”
“Pretty,” agreed Boomer.
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OOC Info:
Hear ye and what’s up! <Order of Discord> is happy to announce our “One Night in Pleasure Palace” party, taking place on Saturday, January 22nd, at 6:00pm server time.
Where is this taking place?
Gallywix Pleasure Palace in Azshara. The palace requires a flying mount (or creative cliff-jumping) to get there, but not to worry – our esteemed Discordian warlocks will be working overtime to summon our low-level guests.
What's the story here?
The event is a prank against Gallywix under the guise of an extended olive branch. However, only a handful of goblins are in the know. To all others, it’s just a happenin’ party.
Who is invited?
Any and all Horde RPers!
Are there any rules?
I’m glad you asked, disembodied voice! There is no dress code or anything, but we do have a few peace-keeping rules:
No fightin’! Start anything and one of our guards will kindly escort you off the side of a cliff.
No OOC drama! Air your dirty laundry somewhere else, you’re stinking up the place.
For a calendar invite and/or more information, feel free to whisper one of these fine folks:
- Calynia/Omelas/Dimbulb
- Saelthos
- Tazeel/Emrick
Hear ye and what’s up! The Bilgewater Cartel would like to extend its gratitude to our newest allies by throwing a party in the Horde’s honor. Trade Prince Gallywix has graciously offered the use of his Pleasure Palace for just such an event. Bask in the steams of luxury saunas! Take a dip in the heated pools! Admire the view of beautiful Azshara! Just don’t be late – it’s all taking place this Saturday, January 22nd, at 6pm!
The goblin hopped to the ground and looked up at the message board. Right before the word graciously someone had crossed out unwittingly. She grinned – no one will notice, right? “Our writers need work, but it doesn’t look half-bad. This’ll be sure to grind ol’ Gallywix’s gears!”
“Pretty,” agreed Boomer.
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OOC Info:
Hear ye and what’s up! <Order of Discord> is happy to announce our “One Night in Pleasure Palace” party, taking place on Saturday, January 22nd, at 6:00pm server time.
Where is this taking place?
Gallywix Pleasure Palace in Azshara. The palace requires a flying mount (or creative cliff-jumping) to get there, but not to worry – our esteemed Discordian warlocks will be working overtime to summon our low-level guests.
What's the story here?
The event is a prank against Gallywix under the guise of an extended olive branch. However, only a handful of goblins are in the know. To all others, it’s just a happenin’ party.
Who is invited?
Any and all Horde RPers!
Are there any rules?
I’m glad you asked, disembodied voice! There is no dress code or anything, but we do have a few peace-keeping rules:
No fightin’! Start anything and one of our guards will kindly escort you off the side of a cliff.
No OOC drama! Air your dirty laundry somewhere else, you’re stinking up the place.
For a calendar invite and/or more information, feel free to whisper one of these fine folks:
- Calynia/Omelas/Dimbulb
- Saelthos
- Tazeel/Emrick
