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Have you ever been minding your own business, just freshly out of a heated battle and taking a load off back in your home-city of Stormwind, Ironforge, Darnassus or Exodar, when suddenly-!
BAMO! There's a goblin falling out of the sky to beat you to a pulp and steal your wallet?
Well no more! Presenting the Anti-Goblin theft UMBRELLA HAT! Just put your Payload Umbrella Hat on, and feel safe knowing the goblin muggers wont be able to even notice you as they scan the busy streets for easy marks from above in their hidden air-ships! The unique bulls-eye pattern on the top will not only make you the talk of the town, but is specially designed to appear invisible to the goblin eye!
So order one now, and feel safe and secure in your home-town once again!

*Effectiveness is not guaranteed. Payload, Inc assumes no liability for future aerial goblin attacks. Payload, Inc is not responsible if the rate of attacks increases. Payload, Inc is not responsible if you lose your hair (or head, or even torso) to an unexpected Payload Umbrella Hat explosive failure. Pets not included. Batteries aren't sold.

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