Well hey there Azeroth- come here and sit on ol' Uncle Chachaas knee and listen t'the next best thing in edible wonders.
Mages and cooks have for too long held tight to the control of readily available food while out in the battlefield- lest you risk a sack full of rotting snacks weighing you down. We at Payload Inc. have decided to resolve that dilemma with new and improved pre-packaged, pre-made Food-Food! An artificial snack that looks and tastes just like your favorite meals, but in a compact and portable form!
The secret is that Payload FoodFood is made of 100-ish% real food, ground up, treated with our unique formula of preservatives, and packed in sanitary paper packaging. They come in all sorts of great flavors ranging from dinner delicacies like steak and baked salmon to the more snackish tarts and pies. A line of 100% Real Artificial fruit- IN THE SHAPE OF THE FRUIT!
Never be burdened by hunger or heavy food again when you can be snacking on Payload Incorporated Food-Foods!
WARNING
Payload Inc is not liable for any cases of diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, bloody stool, psychosis, combustion, or death due to eating FoodFoods. FoodFoods are made from 25% real indgredients and 75% artificially real ingredients. Do not eat if you're allergic to shellfish, nuts, eggs, dairy, cats, volcanic substances, copper, fel/arcane energies, sexy goblins, or black pepper.
Mages and cooks have for too long held tight to the control of readily available food while out in the battlefield- lest you risk a sack full of rotting snacks weighing you down. We at Payload Inc. have decided to resolve that dilemma with new and improved pre-packaged, pre-made Food-Food! An artificial snack that looks and tastes just like your favorite meals, but in a compact and portable form!
The secret is that Payload FoodFood is made of 100-ish% real food, ground up, treated with our unique formula of preservatives, and packed in sanitary paper packaging. They come in all sorts of great flavors ranging from dinner delicacies like steak and baked salmon to the more snackish tarts and pies. A line of 100% Real Artificial fruit- IN THE SHAPE OF THE FRUIT!
Never be burdened by hunger or heavy food again when you can be snacking on Payload Incorporated Food-Foods!
WARNING
Payload Inc is not liable for any cases of diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, bloody stool, psychosis, combustion, or death due to eating FoodFoods. FoodFoods are made from 25% real indgredients and 75% artificially real ingredients. Do not eat if you're allergic to shellfish, nuts, eggs, dairy, cats, volcanic substances, copper, fel/arcane energies, sexy goblins, or black pepper.
