RP ABC of Gott: The angry warrior's guide.

Gottfried

85 Human Warrior

6400

Yo dawg, I heard you like to RP as a warrior. (If you're reading this, then you might be).

So I put a guide in your guide to guide you so that my guidance guide's you to become a guiding light that outshines other guides.

You might be asking:

What the zog are you talkin' about?

Dead simple, see? If you wish to RP a warrior with severe temper issues who doesn't mind showing idiots the complain department (That's your weapon, by the way) then you've come to the right place.

Rule Number 1: Hit it again.

If something annoys you. Beat the living crap out of it. If it still walks, beat it again. If it still breathes, beat it again.

Rule Number 2: I'm da bestest.

You heard of the proverb "Walk softly and carry a big gun?". Get rid of that crap. Carry a big weapon, yes but how the zog do you walk softly when you drag around a massive hardware with you? Learn from the Tauren's, they stomp around. Showing who's boss.

Rule Number 3: I'm still da bestestest.

If you have room for one more weapon in your inventory, load it up. Make sure it's something big.

Rule Number 4: Respect da woman.

If you pick a fight with one, you're a wuss. If you lose a fight with one, you're also a wuss. If you win against one, you're still a wuss. Don't ever pick a fight with a woman. You can't win. No matter what the reason be. The world will call you a wuss, so will the woman.

Besides, you probably come from a woman as well. Show her some respect.

P.S. The only ever exception allowed is when a woman is a well known troublemaker, and tried to bite you, or make you look stupid in public first. Other than that, don't pick a fight with a woman.

P.S. In the case of an encounter where a woman is fighting another woman. DON'T EFFIN' INTERFERE.