The Weathered Cot: Sway A While And Listen

100 Goblin Warlock
10650
Wait... So Finn is a hippie hugger?
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100 Blood Elf Paladin
15585
04/16/2014 01:04 PMPosted by Kordrion
...wouldn't that be Hippie-loving Tree?


Good point.
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I've been accused of many heinous things, some of them likely true. But hugging people? No. That is simply something I cannot tolerate.

This tree does not hug.

*lathers self in poisonous sap - watches with cruel antipathy as one of his squirrel friends falls afflicted from his branches*
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100 Goblin Warlock
10650
If you are covered in poisonous sap then you should be hugging hippies.
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But...that involves touching them.

I'll just have to evolve shooting poisonous thorns. I'll have my cracked team of scientists work on it.

*looks at the poisoned squirrel writhing on the ground*

Hmm...I'll also need a new scientist...
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97 Blood Elf Priest
10615
Should probably stop paying them in crack.
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100 Blood Elf Paladin
15585
And you might need to moisturize a bit more, Finn. You're a walking fire hazard. *hides the dragon gun, grinning*
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100 Goblin Warlock
10650
Nyah! Hire some gnomes ta fix ya! Their grubby little hands are good at moisturizin' an' they are 'xpendable!
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100 Blood Elf Warlock
21010
Currently in my oven:
http://www.browneyedbaker.com/2013/04/22/new-york-style-cheesecake-recipe/
And I'm not sharing neener, neener, neener.
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97 Blood Elf Priest
10615
I'd break into that.

I'd break into that good.
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100 Goblin Warlock
10650
What!? Why don't I ever get something like that!?
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97 Blood Elf Priest
10615
Because -Mind vision.-
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100 Goblin Warlock
10650
No! It's like worms in my brain!
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97 Blood Elf Priest
10615
Better than squirrels in your branches.

Does that qualify as a disease?
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100 Goblin Warlock
10650
It should. They must always be trying to steal his nuts after all.
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100 Human Rogue
20045
Mormel, you need to come with a warning that you pose a choking hazard.

*Coughs a few more chips out of her lungs*
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100 Blood Elf Paladin
15585
Eat slowly. Chew your food.
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100 Goblin Warlock
10650
04/23/2014 11:45 AMPosted by Kordrion
Mormel, you need to come with a warning that you pose a choking hazard.

*Coughs a few more chips out of her lungs*


Sorry about that but it is covered in the fine print of my contract.

04/23/2014 12:11 PMPosted by Ketiron
Eat slowly. Chew your food.


Hmmm... Speaking from experience? ;-P
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97 Blood Elf Priest
10615
Thursday.

I hate thursday. We're beefin. Its always the same old. Hump day at least gets points for sounding sexual. Friday is, well. Awesome. Thursday is purposeless. It is a bridge constructed of slivers. It stretches and it loiters.

Ugh. Thursday.
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100 Goblin Warlock
10650
04/24/2014 10:13 AMPosted by Liore
It stretches and it loiters.


*Points and snickers*
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