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*looks over shoulder, and then drops frog into a pot of boiling water*

Where is your "god" now froggie? WHERE?

*watches as the frog hops out*

Note to self. Invest in lid.

Nothin to see here folks.

Just a druid and his frog fetish.

*Quietly dumps Fin into the waiting pot and uses Liore's apparently discarded shield as a lid* Liore...why are you wearing a dress?

More Liore changes. More chaos. It is time for Change.

I'm glad you asked, Kord.

Because THIS -Shadow Word: Insanity's a passing bystander.-

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA

Yes Zul. You are now obligated to change. NO MORE WHITE SOCKS.

Oh, well then carry on.

hrm...

Anyone want some druid tea? None of that fake stuff, uses the whole druid.

*Peers inside the kettle*

*Looks up from boiling water*

Not done yet, nope. Keep cooking!

*splooshes hot water down his back*

Jacuzzi time is best time.

03/07/2014 06:49 PMPosted by Aoshi

More like Terra IncogNOta.

-Leather jacket. White T, cuffed jeans. Combs back hair, chews toothpick.-

Outta my side of the tracks, y'dig?

Wait, what?

03/11/2014 11:14 AMPosted by Liore

Nothin to see here folks.

Just a druid and his frog fetish.

Ok, someone HAS to tell me the details of the bet Liore obviously lost.

A bet called LIFE.

I did the warrior thing for 8 years. That's a long time to learn how to hate something. Spriest is the -exact opposite- playstyle. I couldn't be more content.

So what you're saying is that it took you 8 years to get tired of dying?

My original character is a warrior and was one for the few female undead tanks on the server during BC. One night in SSC I had the realization that I hated warriors almost as much as I hated tanking. So I quit. And Rizz was born and I've been in love ever since. My warrior was parked in Shatt until I got to feeling guilty about 4 weeks before Mists launched. I changed her name, dusted her off and got her to 85. It only took a few dungeons and LFR to confirm that I still hate it. Tori lives in Dalaran these days, she likes the view. I'm ridiculously attached to my characters and their stories, I've never been able to bring myself to delete one above 20.

But... warriors are so big, beefy, strong, and manly...

03/16/2014 12:16 AMPosted by Arizza

So what you're saying is that it took you 8 years to get tired of dying?

It took almost that long to get tired of pally healing. I still have a Holy spec, but I haven't used it since the end of Cataclysm.

I mean, maybe I'm just bad at warrior. That'd be a remarkable insight. I've seen all I dislike about the class, and the toys and tools given to other classes. I mean, I'll still play my warrior now and then, like an old favored acoustic, but I'm not looking back from my heavy distortion and drop tuned thrashglory.

Hi world. We're still recruiting!

But warriors hit things with the axe and then they fall down! Plus dem big swords they carry!

*sigh*

Well I hope you have fun with your priest Liore.

He's not bad at warrior. I think he just wanted to wear a dress.

Which is *fine*.

03/19/2014 01:16 PMPosted by Finnaeus

He's not bad at warrior. I think he just wanted to wear a dress.

Which is *fine*.

Dresses are definitly better, especially in warm weather.

The only downside to joining the Coterie is that whole having to put up with Liore thing. I'm not sure how y'all manage it without the liberal application of booze and pharmacueticals.

Upon recruitment, each applicant is handed a complimentary gift basket filled with benedryl and bourbon.

03/19/2014 01:16 PMPosted by Finnaeus

He's not bad at warrior. I think he just wanted to wear a dress.

Which is *fine*.

Nyah! Well then Liore should come visit my store when it opens! I've got sexy dresses for all of the occasions.

That wasn't a sword.

Sure it was! It was long, thick, weighty, somewhat firm and you stab things with it. What else could it be!?