The Weathered Cot: Sway A While And Listen

03/19/2014 06:29 PMPosted by Liore
Upon recruitment, each applicant is handed a complimentary gift basket filled with benedryl and bourbon.


Wait. waaaaaaaaait.

Where was MY giftbasket? I got NOTHING.

03/19/2014 10:40 PMPosted by Mormel
Sure it was! It was long, thick, weighty, somewhat firm and you stab things with it. What else could it be!?


You're cheeky. I like you.
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97 Blood Elf Priest
10615
Finnie, I knew you'd play coy like this, so I'm glad I kept the photographs.

You remember -exactly- what your gift basket contained.

-Waves a black and white of Lio wearing only a ribbon.-
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Nope. Don't remember it. I certainly do not.

Nope. Nuh uh. No. No. Nononononononononono.

*weeps*
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100 Blood Elf Paladin
15585
Finn, you devil...
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100 Blood Elf Paladin
14050
03/19/2014 06:29 PMPosted by Liore
Upon recruitment, each applicant is handed a complimentary gift basket filled with benedryl and bourbon.


Hey now, I -like- my benadryl.

And no.

No no no.

No more.
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100 Blood Elf Hunter
10365
Liore: Upon recruitment, each applicant is handed a complimentary gift basket filled with benedryl and bourbon.


-spider- /top hat and monocle "indeed!" *mixes Benadryl with bourbon for the full effect, and sips upside down in a corner of the room* *fixes mustache with mandibles* I do concur with this positive reward of signing up for just such a jolly good show lads! *makes silk with spinnerets and eats it*
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100 Pandaren Monk
16340
Oh boy.... Some days I wonder what I have gotten myself into XD, but always worth it in the end hehe.
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97 Blood Elf Priest
10615
^ The name of Finnie's first sex tape.
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100 Blood Elf Warlock
21010
Back the bus up there, George.

Are we talking good bourbon or one of those imposters that isn't from Kentucky?
*takes another sip from her tumbler of 1792 Ridgemont Reserve*
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97 Blood Elf Priest
10615
Uh.

New rules.

GM gets a nip of 1792 RR nightly, and anyone who tries to put it 'on the rocks' is subject to purgatory.
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03/24/2014 10:12 AMPosted by Liore
^ The name of Finnie's first sex tape.


I keep telling you - that wasn't me. It was my face photoshopped onto Apolex's body.

Such misinformation on the interwebs.
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97 Blood Elf Priest
10615
If it were really Apo, it wouldn't have been with a Cenarius blow-up.
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Yes it would - he loves the four-legged action.

He's a cow, after all.

Do you even know him?
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97 Blood Elf Priest
10615
...

-Peels down lower lip. 'Apo x Lio 4 lyfe' is tattooed in the pink flesh.-
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100 Blood Elf Paladin
15585
*sings* One of these things is not like the other...
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Fine. Have Apolex. You can make lithe babies with udders, and I don't even care.

*ugly cries and runs to Taki for a portion of her drug supply*
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100 Blood Elf Warlock
21010
*backs slowly from the thread scrubbing her eyes furiously with a Moist Towelette*
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97 Blood Elf Priest
10615
I hate that dinosaur.
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"Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello?"
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