I'll throw in a Gnome and twenty stacks of flaming booze.
Looking for a home
Well I could use a gnome slave er... assistant and flaming booze is always nice to have on hand.
Tell ya what. Throw in a couple of those moths they sell at space goat land and we have a deal.
Tell ya what. Throw in a couple of those moths they sell at space goat land and we have a deal.
Deal. Now don't tell my husband >.>
Husband!? Good thing I didn't ask for that hug.
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Er... I mean sure! No problem. This will just be our little secret.
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Er... I mean sure! No problem. This will just be our little secret.
Husband?!
-Hangs head. Walks off dejectedly. Kicks a can.-
-Hangs head. Walks off dejectedly. Kicks a can.-
*rapid blinks* I.. well yea. But anyways.. I've got a lackey headed to the Exodar for those moths. I want the freshest reagents you can ste-- FIND! Find. Yes. We -find- things.
Of course we find things! If I happen to find an item out in the open... within a chest... enclosed in a locked steel safe... behind a barred door guarded by two ogres and a dragon then clearly it is ripe for the taking! Finders keepers right?
Indeed! Finder keepers, and loose ends are always tied up. And left to rot. In places.
What were we talking about?
What were we talking about?
Right!
Anyway, I'm pretty sure we were talking about how much better it is to be a goblin than a gnome.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure we were talking about how much better it is to be a goblin than a gnome.
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