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*looks down at the crayon sketched sign that says 'I AM FURRIOUS!"*

Uh...

There is a sector of our magnificent humanity that is rallying in protest against mascots, because they feel the act of dressing as the team animal or vegetable or marital aid or whatever is purposeful mockery of furry folk.

Right now this is happening. You're eating your toast browsing this page and someone somewhere is legitimately angry at the high school mascot.

01/29/2015 12:27 PMPosted by Liore

There is a sector of our magnificent humanity that is rallying in protest against mascots, because they feel the act of dressing as the team animal or vegetable or marital aid or whatever is purposeful mockery of furry folk.

Right now this is happening. You're eating your toast browsing this page and someone somewhere is legitimately angry at the high school mascot.

I'm pretty sure that being offended has unfortunately jumped the shark. It's hard to tell where the real offense is anymore. But I have just the team to investigate.

*turns to a nearby squirrel, mourning a patch of lost fur due, undoubtedly, to massive amounts of stress*

"You. Social experiment time. Find out everything you can about these mascots and the protests. And don't make up the results this time. This is serious business."

01/29/2015 11:02 AMPosted by Liore

There. Happy?

Quite so.

01/29/2015 12:27 PMPosted by Liore

Right now this is happening. You're eating your toast browsing this page and someone somewhere is legitimately angry at the high school mascot.

My high school's mascot was the Devil. (Well, Sundevil, to be clear, but still.) That opens up its own can of worms.

01/29/2015 12:27 PMPosted by Liore

Right now this is happening. You're eating your toast browsing this page and someone somewhere is legitimately angry at the high school mascot.

Even the kitty ones? ;_;

I CAN BE A KITTY DRUID TOO!

*licks his branches and then rubs his head*

MEOW!

Kitty is fairly hard to play. I tried it out around 33, and quickly lost myself in a menagerie of claw-based attacks that all have the same name. Am I lacerating or am I gushing, I dunno anymore screw it I went back to the more bi-polar boomerkin.

Your class is a circus.

The only kitty attacks you need to know Liore is how to dewclaw someone and how to give them cat scratch fever.

Edit:

Also...

*sets Finn on fire*

That's not how ya kitty! >:3

Cat scratch. Fever. Hm.

-Does the twist, circa Pulp Fiction.- :I

Felis silvestris catus
crepuscular predator
claws to strike
claws to scratch
a marianis trench
in all our skins.

Or perhaps it’s just Grizabella singing of memories.

02/03/2015 01:23 PMPosted by Mormel

The only kitty attacks you need to know Liore is how to dewclaw someone and how to give them cat scratch fever.

Edit:

Also...

*sets Finn on fire*

That's not how ya kitty! >:3

*looks at the flames and pouts*

You shouldn't set cats on fire. It's not right.

*flicks the ashen remains of a squirrel out of his boughs*

I'm a cat! *moooooo*

Roar?

That's a cat sound, right?

Key in the front door

Excited to see you but

Mostly I want food