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100 Worgen Warlock
15695
02/18/2015 04:46 PMPosted by Mormel
Pft. Ya all are just a buncha amateurs. No one knows wooin' like me! I can pass on my wisdom... for a price. :3


Typical goblin, overcharging for shoddy product.
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100 Goblin Warlock
10650
*rolls eyes*

Like a lawn ornament would know anythin' 'bout product an' service quality.
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100 Orc Shaman
12670
02/18/2015 04:46 PMPosted by Mormel
Pft. Ya all are just a buncha amateurs. No one knows wooin' like me! I can pass on my wisdom... for a price. :3
Did you rip the spine out of one of your mate's other courters to ensure you were the last orc standing?

Bralox thinks not.

Bralox :1, Overpricing Goblin:0
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100 Goblin Warlock
10650
Oh yeah! We'll I'm married with mistresses an' boy toys on the side!

Smexy Empress Mormel: 9999
Knuckle Dragging Orc: 1
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24 Gnome Mage
13170
*Finds a comfortable chair with a large bowl of popcorn, watching the massive orc and petite goblin’s exchange, all the while munching away*
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98 Night Elf Druid
13090
What... happened to this thread?
I'd like to submit Disc..Disca.. Ettin-Druid and Mithara. Many fuzzy babies, yes. Cubs to cuddle!
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Oh FINE then...if'n ain't nobody gonna explain or show what a "woo" is precisely, I'll suppose I'll contribute to the "who's matin who" game....
...
..
...uh...dang. I got nuthin.
Mormei and Rakeri I guess?
It'd be entertainin' if nuthin else.
And keep 'em busy and outta trouble..one hopes.
Edited by Plainswander on 2/19/2015 1:46 PM PST
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100 Human Rogue
20045
02/19/2015 01:46 PMPosted by Plainswander
Oh FINE then...if'n ain't nobody gonna explain or show what a "woo" is precisely, I'll suppose I'll contribute to the "who's matin who" game....
...
..
...uh...dang. I got nuthin.
Mormei and Rakeri I guess?
It'd be entertainin' if nuthin else.
And keep 'em busy and outta trouble..one hopes.


Or they accidentally work together and blow up the world. One or the other, not like we would notice either way!
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24 Gnome Mage
13170
Who's that lady who does the sermons every Wednesday? Hmmm, no matter, but I think she'd look just grand with a boomkin, don't you all think?
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100 Goblin Warlock
10650
02/19/2015 01:46 PMPosted by Plainswander
Oh FINE then...if'n ain't nobody gonna explain or show what a "woo" is precisely, I'll suppose I'll contribute to the "who's matin who" game....
...
..
...uh...dang. I got nuthin.
Mormei and Rakeri I guess?
It'd be entertainin' if nuthin else.
And keep 'em busy and outta trouble..one hopes.


Me!? With skull beard midget face over there!? Are ya udders in a knot or somethin'!?

Just... nuts.
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02/19/2015 03:54 PMPosted by Mormel
Me!? With skull beard midget face over there!? Are ya udders in a knot or somethin'!?
Further proof of the mental inadequacies of goblins.
That ain't a dang udder ya vegetocephalic blender brain!

But damn darlin'...I do have ta give ya props on that outfit, the green really brings out the green.
Edited by Plainswander on 2/19/2015 4:34 PM PST
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02/19/2015 03:42 PMPosted by Edolie
Who's that lady who does the sermons every Wednesday? Hmmm, no matter, but I think she'd look just grand with a boomkin, don't you all think?
AND NO DAMN HUMANS NEITHER!
They're violent, untrustworthy, and xenophobic to the point of.....well, they're just yikes. Who'd a thought something so pink and fragile could be so dangerous?

They do make pretty good whiskey though.
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93 Human Death Knight
11295
Violent?! Okay, I am. Untrustworthy? Hardly! Xenophobic? I happen to dislike everyone, no matter where they're from.

That one woman from the Watch was pretty cute... Too bad she's guard.

...She could infringe on my rights anytime.
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100 Human Rogue
14015
*Edges slowly out of thread*
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100 Orc Shaman
12670
02/19/2015 08:14 AMPosted by Mormel
Oh yeah! We'll I'm married with mistresses an' boy toys on the side!

Smexy Empress Mormel: 9999
Knuckle Dragging Orc: 1


Oh yea?!? Bralox can reach top shelf.

e: Mormel and Drakehide
Edited by Bralox on 2/19/2015 7:57 PM PST
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100 Goblin Warlock
10650
02/19/2015 04:31 PMPosted by Plainswander
But damn darlin'...I do have ta give ya props on that outfit, the green really brings out the green.


Oh... well thanks for noticin' my smexyness *winks*

02/19/2015 07:57 PMPosted by Bralox
Oh yea?!? Bralox can reach top shelf.

e: Mormel and Drakehide


>:3
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100 Human Warrior
9190
02/19/2015 04:55 PMPosted by Slithengar
...She could infringe on my rights anytime.


Tempting!

Lessee... Crack pairings... Gentyl and Imperon. Still a better love story than Twilight?
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100 Worgen Warlock
15695
02/19/2015 05:09 PMPosted by Arlston
*Edges slowly out of thread*


OHHHH NO YOU DON'T. If I have to suffer these indignities, SO DO YOU! *blows out Arl's kneecaps - BOTH of them!*
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98 Night Elf Druid
13090
Do we get to nominate ourselfs? *looks around with freshly caught rabbit in mouth* I has mating rabbit!
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100 Human Rogue
14015
02/19/2015 09:33 PMPosted by Rakeri
*blows out Arl's kneecaps - BOTH of them!*

This pain is nothing compared to the horrors of my eyes.
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