The Anytime, Anywhere Messenger Service
is pleased to invite all its clients to the
10th Annual Armistice Day Ball
We ask you to join us for a yearly commemoration of the Battle of Mt. Hyjal to honor how all of Azeroth came together to work for a common cause.
This year’s speech will be given by Kezrin Kanzelry.
Date: November 1
Time: 7 Bells in the Evening
Location: Mar'at Square, Uldum
Formal dress preferred
“DERSCHA!”
Kezrin stormed into Derscha’s office, not even bothering to knock. The bossgnome was busy laying on the floor and doodling on some paperwork. She looked up with an innocent, “Yes?”
Kezrin waved a paper in the air. “What’s this all about? I ain’t givin’ any speech!”
Derscha stared at her blankly. “Of course you are. You volunteered for it a month ago.”
“I ain’t ever did any such thing!”
“Hmm-mm, yes you did.” She matter of factly sat up in a seated position and rummaged absently through some papers. “Don’t you remember? It was the day I told you Landon Furrows lost his voice. You said-”
The gnome paused to scrunch up her face to try and mimic the goblin’s accent. “ ‘Landon quiet for a day? Yeah, and I’m giving the Armistice Speech.’ ”
“That was a joke!”
“Really?” Derscha frowned in consternation. “And here I’ve already sent out announcements and everything. I thought it was a good idea.”
“Well, I don’t.”
“Are you sure?” Derscha hmmed at her. “Ten minutes of public speaking, and you’ll earn a nice bonus.”
“That’s… that’s not fair!”
“Plus,” the bossgnome added more seriously, “I thought you’d like an opportunity to prove you’re not the shy goblin I once knew. Haven’t you been trying to be more assertive?”
“Sorta…”
“Well, then, it’s settled. You’re giving the speech. I expect to see a first draft soon.” She grinned brightly. “I know you’ve had lessons in public speaking.”
“Yeah, though I wasn’t hoping I’d ever hafta use them,” Kezrin sighed in resignation.
Derscha stood and started to shoo her out the door. “Well, then, get to writing. And don’t forget to find something nice to wear. Bill it to the company account, of course.” A piece of paper somehow made its way into Kezrin’s hand as she crossed the office threshold.
“What’s wrong with my uniform?” she tried to protest, but the door had already been shut. She looked down crumpled paper in her hand, a blank bill of credit to the AAMS’ account.
Somehow she didn’t feel getting talked into giving a speech was a step forward at being more assertive.
Edited by Derscha on 10/19/2015 6:17 PM PDT