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I can market that if you clean up the punchline.

What are you all mumbling about? Wayfarer's Hath no furry? Just a Coterie of insanity...

50g goes to Fineaeus, for being so clever on forums, and so hateful on raid night.

I think I'm starting to get a repuation. This will not do.

I'm starting a new campaign: Tranquility Now! Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love to Raid.

Or maybe, How Finnie Got His Groove Back.

I have much to ponder...

Or maybe 'Why Usain Bolt Should Never Get the Crimson Light'.

This is what I'm talking about - you wipe the raid one time because you run by a red fog beast thing, and all of the sudden you're a Usain Bolt raid-murderer that disintegrates everyone in a red beam of death.

TRANQUILITY NOW! TRANQUILITY NOW!

I bet Usain Bolt could be bothered to symbiosis me.

-Sniff.-

OH god, who let you two out of your cages again? <runs to get the hose>

So I was being productive the other day and ran into a channel of this kid playing with himself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V5o04gMdSw&list=PL533FD496189652BC&shuffle=7535

He is proud, but he does not boast. He's probably been practicing all his life, and now look what he's capable of.

Faith in humanity restored.

WHY CANT YOU PLAY CLARINET, FINN? Because you're a stupid tree is why.

Let me tell you a story.

There was once a Blood Elf named...Piore. Piore was self-aggrandizing, strutting around in his vaguely matching transmog set and bedeviling his compatriots with his DPS and his admittedly well put together word stuffs. Piore was a grand chap.

I say was, because he ran afoul of a giant NPC named...Shmalakras. This Shmalakras was an ugly brute, full of seething rage and burning with fire. Piore went bravely into battle, striking the great beast with his oversized swords clearly compensating for some other shortcoming. The flames scalded and scorched him, but he battled fiercely, knowing his wounds would be mended by his stupid tree friend.

Except this stupid tree was, in fact, tired of being stupid. So he spent time with his shiny paladin compatriot...Shmadri...and together they practiced their healing arts far away from danger. There, the tree endeavored to be more than stupid.

And poor Piore?

Roasted to bits and eaten by a proto-dragon for rushing into battle after belitting his druid healer for not being able to play a stupid instrument just because some stupid kid impressed him stupidly with his stupid music.

Baby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong and I just can't live without you

Ok, ok, I'll heal you.

But don't tell anyone. I have a reputation to uphold.

Reputation? People don't know about Fineaeus.

Presently seeking an individual of poor judgment and scathing temperament to work beside our resident manslayer/druid. Responsibilities will include

-Using/Doing heals
-Going halvsies on bagel runs
-Adding to the growing arsenal of WfC one-liners and catch phrases
-Underwater Basketweaving experience a must

Candidates will be morally and spiritually dismantled, to be reconstructed in an image more suitable to our raid environment. Toil slowly over our failing green bars until the numbers give way to a blood-slick rip in natural law. Will you rule in this new hell? Or will the symphony of wailing babes and sizzling human fat leave you a shuddering husk, and succor a distant memory?

Are you a cynical, superior healmonger that delights in holding the fates of players in your hands, to save or kill at your whim? Do you relish when people make that sound when they are low in health, fearful of dying and yet hopeful that their healergod will save them? Can you banana?

Then this is definitely the place for you!

Special emphasis on the underwater basketweaving. And don't lie about previous uwbw experience. We'll know. We always know.

I'd offer up my pally on an ongoing basis but you people made me heal that mage.
*insert Ace Ventura shower scene*

My basketweaving skills are second to none, I've just never attempted the underwater part due to my fear of drowning and the snorkel getting in the way *insert wiggly eyebrows*.

In all seriousness...
I've got a couple other healing classes.
The pally just hit 90 and transferred home, I'll work on her gear over the next few days ands see if it's even possible to get her caught up. My priest could have a 530 iLvl if I wasn't lazy but I've never even looked at holy.

Other than that, I'll talk to my boss and see if I can offer up Fio to get your thru next week.

11/22/2013 12:33 PMPosted by Fionella

My priest could have a 530 iLvl if I wasn't lazy but I've never even looked at holy.

Though you'd pretty much get dibs on all the spirit cloth, since we have literally no one that wants it.

But whatever form you take, you are a wonderful healer. We just need to scheme more to kill the rest of them.

Are you a cynical, superior healmonger that delights in holding the fates of players in your hands, to save or kill at your whim? Do you relish when people make that sound when they are low in health, fearful of dying and yet hopeful that their healergod will save them? Can you banana?

Then this is definitely the place for you!

Special emphasis on the underwater basketweaving. And don't lie about previous uwbw experience. We'll know. We always know.

ME ME. But I don't have any healers horde-side anymore. XD

Healer huh?.... My priest is at 83 or there abouts. I'd think about offspeccing Zul here, but there's that OTHER troll drood. -_-

Healer huh?.... My priest is at 83 or there abouts. I'd think about offspeccing Zul here, but there's that OTHER troll drood. -_-

You.

What are you doing here?

*scathing hiss*