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Just joined-up on my alt, Foravin. Seems like a good group of people, 'cept that Orwyn guy; he's crazy.

((Never one to intentionally misread/misunderstand another's reply, Grim responds:))

Oh, so the guys who would harass a simple flower peddler who's only trying to make an honest silver piece, those same guys will hire a fel undead from the far north with nary a blink!?!

Watch Union Brutality!

((love you folks who try to keep the peace; how do you like Grim's new slogan?))

((Never one to intentionally misread/misunderstand another's reply, Grim responds:))

Oh, so the guys who would harass a simple flower peddler who's only trying to make an honest silver piece, those same guys will hire a fel undead from the far north with nary a blink!?!

Watch Union Brutality!

((love you folks who try to keep the peace; how do you like Grim's new slogan?))

((A new spin on an old favorite. I like it. ;)

((Le bump for the Law!))

((Now accepting NSA agents!

Oh, boy! Sign me up, Mister Loot Commando Oarwind!! I've always wanted to walk on the moons! Do we have to provide our own rockets--or can I ride yours?

((I laughed :) ))

((I laughed :) ))

(( I blushed! ))

Shamless bump!

We are still very much recruiting! We have quite a few on-going cases both major and minor and always need new officers.

Feel free to message Orwyn or myself.

((Right now we have more RP than we can keep up with, and we are desperately in need of more officers to deal with it all. You will have RP if you join, and lots of it.

If you have a law-abiding character who would like to fight evil and look good doing it [the term "sexy" has been thrown about], apply today!))

((Well, if you're opening it up to non-humans, I'll offer my services. Even if it's in a "licensed private investigator" capacity, heh.))

((We accept non-humans. I mean, I'm PREEEEEETY sure Orwyn isn't human. I mean, those muscles? That hair? The ability to go days and days at his desk doing paperwork and thwarting evil?

Definitely a machine))

((WHAT?! That's some false advertising there! DOWN WITH THE WATCH!))

((Time to bump the thread again. We're always looking for new people. Especially those rare main characters.))

((Noikona needs a probation officer, so join!))

((Hmmm that may scare them away))

((A probation officer you say? hmmm....))

05/22/2014 01:39 PMPosted by Noikona

((Noikona needs a probation officer, so join!))

((Hmmm that may scare them away))

<Eyes Noikona>

I suppose I could arrange some sort of probation duties for you. How does sponsoring the Gnomish Pride Parade sound?

The best way to catch a criminal is to think like a criminal, and what better way to think like a criminal than to hire one to help catch the bad guys?

((Currently in addition to the officers and civilians we're always taking, we're specifically looking for:

1. An assistant district attorney. Our DA is on a leave of absence, but crime doesn't stop for that. People who have a vague knowledge of criminal law would be preferred. And by "vague," I mean if you've watched a lot of crime dramas, that's good enough. :p

2. Hunters and worgen for a K9 unit. We have a couple people in the guild already who are interested, so maybe we can actually get it going this time.

"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 comes."

06/29/2014 11:06 AMPosted by Orwyn

"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 comes."

(( I laughed out loud at this :.D So true... ))

06/29/2014 11:06 AMPosted by Orwyn

2. Hunters and worgen for a K9 unit. We have a couple people in the guild already who are interested, so maybe we can actually get it going this time.

((Just so happens I have a lowbie worgen druid and a 90 human hunter. May I join the unit with one of them? .... or perhaps could roll out a worgen hunter :D? ))