The roar of the engine could be heard all over the valley. Unfortunately, the engine’s operator was rather new to the fine art of handling such a beast of a machine. The Mekgineer’s Chopper was cruising down the road toward Halfhill at a hazardous velocity.
The bike fishtailed as it crossed the bridge over the Gilding Stream. The driver had intended to turn right toward the boss’ farm, but there was a goat herder shuffling his pack on that side. The driver veered left, the back tire spewing dust all over the shaghorns.
As he rounded the hill, Knabo nearly lost control of the bike. He crashed into the corner of Lolo’s cart, knocking the man off. Lolo yelled something about recompense, but the dwarf couldn’t hear him. He kept right on going and barely missed mowing down a kid standing in the middle of the road.
At the last moment, Knabo realized he had failed to ask the previous owner how to stop.
“Dis could be a problem,” he muttered while swerving around the dog. The cat, who had been sunning herself and resting peacefully atop a large bale of hay, hissed and yowled at Knabo when he chose to use the pile as a brake.
“Well, dat wasn’t so bad.” Knabo stood there for a moment admiring his latest purchase. “Tis a darn good ting dat dumb human believe me when I say a higher price tan ta dumb goat lady offered. Now, I ‘ave dis fine vehicle and I don’ ‘ave ta see dat silly gnome anymore.”
Knabo plucked straw out of his beard as he made his way up the steps of the hut. He was just about to sit down when he noticed a piece of parchment on the small table.
It was signed with the boss-lady’s usual scrawl.
“Uh-oh. I ‘ope she wants ta talk abou’ ta state o’ ta crops an’ not Nabbi.”
The bike fishtailed as it crossed the bridge over the Gilding Stream. The driver had intended to turn right toward the boss’ farm, but there was a goat herder shuffling his pack on that side. The driver veered left, the back tire spewing dust all over the shaghorns.
As he rounded the hill, Knabo nearly lost control of the bike. He crashed into the corner of Lolo’s cart, knocking the man off. Lolo yelled something about recompense, but the dwarf couldn’t hear him. He kept right on going and barely missed mowing down a kid standing in the middle of the road.
At the last moment, Knabo realized he had failed to ask the previous owner how to stop.
“Dis could be a problem,” he muttered while swerving around the dog. The cat, who had been sunning herself and resting peacefully atop a large bale of hay, hissed and yowled at Knabo when he chose to use the pile as a brake.
“Well, dat wasn’t so bad.” Knabo stood there for a moment admiring his latest purchase. “Tis a darn good ting dat dumb human believe me when I say a higher price tan ta dumb goat lady offered. Now, I ‘ave dis fine vehicle and I don’ ‘ave ta see dat silly gnome anymore.”
Knabo plucked straw out of his beard as he made his way up the steps of the hut. He was just about to sit down when he noticed a piece of parchment on the small table.
Knabo,
I tried reaching you at your place in Ironforge, but your neighbor said you had gone to Pandaria. I assumed you came here because you are aware you have been neglecting your duties on the farm lately.
There is something I need to discuss with you. DO NOT LEAVE THE FARM UNTIL I ARRIVE.
It was signed with the boss-lady’s usual scrawl.
“Uh-oh. I ‘ope she wants ta talk abou’ ta state o’ ta crops an’ not Nabbi.”
Edited by Knabo on 7/1/2013 11:08 PM PDT