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...Lio. By all that's holy, put your clothes back on.

04/03/2014 06:15 PMPosted by Liore

The bathrobe dress can also be...

-Ties around face.-

...A hat!

*gets nose bleed*

That's... that's amazin'...

04/03/2014 06:27 PMPosted by Ketiron

...Lio. By all that's holy, put your clothes back on.

There are things that, once seen, cannot be unseen.

I'm glad the squirrels didn't live to see this.

*flicks the charred remains of the squirrels out of his boughs*

They're all on me about Insanity being better burst, but honestly I'm really addicted to the whack-a-mole proc style of WDCL. Hard casting once or twice every 15 seconds is always a good place for a mouth-breathing mongoloid melee addict like myself.

*sneakily replaces all of Finn's squirrel's with frogs*

The hell did these frogs come from?

Ah well - never look a gift frog in the tongue, that's what they say right?

*forces paper and crayons into their webbed hands*

Start writing. We have recruitment to do. No freeloaders on this tree!

FROGS! Don't worry, Finn, I'll save you! *brings out the Goblin Dragon Gun, Mark II*

*hexes Ketiron before he can ignite all the frogs and then places Ketifrog in a terrarium*

*gasps as the hexed frog drops the Goblin Dragon Gun, Mark II*

Everyone hit the deck!

*Mormel darts behind Liore and cowers in fear*

*Ketiron being a goblin engineer, of course, the gun blows up, sending bits of shrapnel every which way*

-Clipping his toenails majestically.-

Huh?

*dives behind Liore to shield himself from the shrapnel*

*pushes Belpha back out into the open*

Find your own hidey spot space goat! This one's taken!

-Almost musters some note of protest, but soon too occupied removing chunks of shrapnel from his person.-

04/08/2014 10:43 PMPosted by Liore

-Almost musters some note of protest, but soon too occupied removing chunks of shrapnel from his person.-

*Solves the problem by swinging a large industrial magnet over Lio*

-Deeply questions what Kordrion considers problemsolving.-

04/08/2014 11:48 PMPosted by Liore

-Deeply questions what Kordrion considers problemsolving.-

*has wondered that for ages*

*removes another dead frog from his limbs in disgust. The corpse is littered with toe shrapnel*

It's always the innocent that suffer. Why my hired help only lives for days at a time - I can't stand this emotional rollercoaster I'm on.

*sticks another crayon-scrawled help wanted sign on his bark*

Just another sad day for the tree. Today, I am a weeping willow.

All this time and energy spent faffing about, and we could be -writing- things.

But the troll tree did write somethin'!

*points at crayon-scrawled sign*

See! He's lookin' for more critters ta fondle!