Little less than a week to go, but this thread needs more! I really will give you thousands of gold if you have a great corny joke.
The return of...The Stupid Joke Contest!
Why did the Gnome cross the road?
To avoid being punted there by a Tauren.
To avoid being punted there by a Tauren.
Q: How many dumb people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One.
A: One.
I started out with nothing, and I still got most of it.
How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Six. One to hold the light bulb in place and the other five to get so drunk the room spins.
WARNING! DO NOT OFFER TO PAY THE BEER TAB OF THE DWARVES!
Six. One to hold the light bulb in place and the other five to get so drunk the room spins.
WARNING! DO NOT OFFER TO PAY THE BEER TAB OF THE DWARVES!
Q: Why do Seagulls live by the sea?
A: Cause if they lived by the bay, they would be Baygulls.
A: Cause if they lived by the bay, they would be Baygulls.
Me :Knock, knock.
You: Who's there?
Me: An interrupting Tauren.
You: An interrupting Taur- Me: MOOO!
You: Who's there?
Me: An interrupting Tauren.
You: An interrupting Taur- Me: MOOO!
What do you call a worgen vendor?
A ware-wolf.
A ware-wolf.
It is a known fact, that under Thrall's beard, there is another fist.
Edited by Dawnsinger on 6/14/2011 1:36 PM PDT
Three gnomes walk into a bar.
Ouch, that has to hurt.
Ouch, that has to hurt.
Alright people, just one more day to go. Contest ends tomorrow so get all your jokes out of your system! Seriously, just sling 'em all at me; you may just end up with a little extra gold for your troubles.
No joke too stupid or corny for us!
No joke too stupid or corny for us!
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
I hold nothing agaisnt jews and I dont hate them, but this made me laugh.
How did we find Osama Bin laden? we built a jew.
..yet again I fully respect jews.
How did we find Osama Bin laden? we built a jew.
..yet again I fully respect jews.
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!
'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.
'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.
The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'
'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!
'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.
'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.
The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'
So your dogs barking at the front and your wife at the back, who do you let in? Well... the dog will stop barking if you let it in
You wanna joke? Look at Vancouver.
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