A hot Worgen woman walks in to my bar and asks for a Double Entendre. So I gave her one.
The return of...The Stupid Joke Contest!
Last one :)
Teacher: What’s the outside layer
of a tree called, Tommy?
Tommy: Don’t Know.
Teacher: Bark, Tommy.
Tommy: Woof, Woof.
Teacher: What’s the outside layer
of a tree called, Tommy?
Tommy: Don’t Know.
Teacher: Bark, Tommy.
Tommy: Woof, Woof.
An airplane was going down, about to crash. One female passenger jumped up and screamed out, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman!"
She stripped off her clothes and said, "Is there anybody here that's man enough to make me feel like a woman?!"
One man stood up, removed his shirt, and said, "Here! Iron this."
She stripped off her clothes and said, "Is there anybody here that's man enough to make me feel like a woman?!"
One man stood up, removed his shirt, and said, "Here! Iron this."
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
The paladin down the street was playing in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
The paladin down the street took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear another dirty joke?
Bubbles is the priestess next door.
The paladin down the street was playing in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
The paladin down the street took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear another dirty joke?
Bubbles is the priestess next door.
I don't know if we can still post jokes but here goes...
Q: Why is Corn the best vegetable to tell a joke to?
A: They're all ears!
Q: Why is Corn the best vegetable to tell a joke to?
A: They're all ears!
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the archive.
What do you get when you cross Thrall with a flat fish?
The flounder of the Horde.
One day, an old Tauren shaman was keeping a group of young orcs entranced with tales of Tauren heroes from long ago. "There once was a young Brave named Shortcake. An enormous wolf had been attacking members of his tribe, so Shortcake went off to plains alone to hunt the beast down. Three days and three nights passed before rescue party found Shortcake and the wolf. They had both died in the battle. Shortcake was now hero, so they brought his body back to his wife." "What happened then?" asked one of the orc younglings. "Wife did what must be done - squaw bury Shortcake."
In the archive.
What do you get when you cross Thrall with a flat fish?
The flounder of the Horde.
One day, an old Tauren shaman was keeping a group of young orcs entranced with tales of Tauren heroes from long ago. "There once was a young Brave named Shortcake. An enormous wolf had been attacking members of his tribe, so Shortcake went off to plains alone to hunt the beast down. Three days and three nights passed before rescue party found Shortcake and the wolf. They had both died in the battle. Shortcake was now hero, so they brought his body back to his wife." "What happened then?" asked one of the orc younglings. "Wife did what must be done - squaw bury Shortcake."
Alrighty, the council of stupid jokes has convened over dinner. Jokes were read, votes were tallied, a little physical violence was had and receding hairlines were made fun of. After dinner but before we saw "X-Men: First Class," we chose the following winners based on which jokes made us laugh the most:
Random: Dawnsinger for posting #38
Best WoW Joke: Byte for the how to gank a paladin joke
Best Nerdy Joke: Akuro for the torus pun (and creating the most threats of physical violence).
Aaaand...
Best Overall Joke: Oskor for his sadist/masochist joke!
If you win and are alliance, I will be mailing you your winnings. If you are horde, I will try and contact you in-game to work out what transfer works best for you. If anyone from the AAMS is reading this and is willing to help with that, I will gladly work with you guys.
Random: Dawnsinger for posting #38
Best WoW Joke: Byte for the how to gank a paladin joke
Best Nerdy Joke: Akuro for the torus pun (and creating the most threats of physical violence).
Aaaand...
Best Overall Joke: Oskor for his sadist/masochist joke!
If you win and are alliance, I will be mailing you your winnings. If you are horde, I will try and contact you in-game to work out what transfer works best for you. If anyone from the AAMS is reading this and is willing to help with that, I will gladly work with you guys.
FIRST! I can help out any night after 9pm server. And I know someone that can receive it Horde Side immediately, so we should be fine and dandy.
Actually, for AAMS AB, you should try talking to Calendre first. She's on earlier than me, usually.
Actually, for AAMS AB, you should try talking to Calendre first. She's on earlier than me, usually.
I guess just as an FYI, Akuro's account isn't active right now. He might renew soon though, I'll keep you appraised.
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